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CYCLIST VS BEAR
Thread started by Knittens at 06.27.08 - 12:02 am

U CAN HAZ BEAR?

bicyz ryder runs into bears at 45 myles ebery hour

i haz a bear



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teh comments is teh funniest

peeples talkeng shit on bicyz ryder

says they hate bicyz ryders

ah herro, diz bicyz ryder hit a BEAR! diz moar funny

TEH MOTS!



Knittens
06.27.08 - 12:06 am

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who are you knittens? you charm me with your eccentric cat theme. wacky but i like it. Have i met you before. I'd like to match the face to the handle. thanks for the laughs. truly cute and wacky hummor.



Eddie GOpez
06.27.08 - 12:13 am

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Knittens is Borfo.



toweliesbong
06.27.08 - 12:17 am

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Knittens is spiraldemon.



toweliesbong
06.27.08 - 12:17 am

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Knittens is mixtemotions.



toweliesbong
06.27.08 - 12:18 am

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Knittens is sexy.



toweliesbong
06.27.08 - 12:18 am

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Knittens is User1.



toweliesbong
06.27.08 - 12:18 am

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Knittens is katiepoche.



toweliesbong
06.27.08 - 12:18 am

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Knittens is Roadblock.



toweliesbong
06.27.08 - 12:19 am

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Knittens is skano.



toweliesbong
06.27.08 - 12:19 am

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Knittens is MOM.



toweliesbong
06.27.08 - 12:19 am

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Knittens is ben dangel.



toweliesbong
06.27.08 - 12:19 am

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ai is a kitteh

iz hard to miss me

becauz eye rydes a bicyz

u is pretty cool mister gopez

but blue and eye haz things to talk about



Knittens
06.27.08 - 12:20 am

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Knittens is hartwick.



toweliesbong
06.27.08 - 12:20 am

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Knittens is eddie.



toweliesbong
06.27.08 - 12:20 am

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Knittens
06.27.08 - 12:21 am

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LULZ

KNITTENS CUD BE HARTWICK

BECAUZ, AS EVERBODY NOES





Knittens
06.27.08 - 12:22 am

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knittens is roadblock



seanbonner
06.27.08 - 12:27 am

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u has discovered me!



Knittens
06.27.08 - 12:30 am

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No, Knittens is Roadblock.



toweliesbong
06.27.08 - 12:34 am

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c i totally know you already. u know about blue. handles and real names and the real person are always hard to match. i kinda love that mystery and suspense until the covers are blown. so you gonna tell me now or in person? if you tell me now i'll buy a beer at the next ride you see me. hows that?



Eddie GOpez
06.27.08 - 12:37 am

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greg yuz iz funny



Eddie GOpez
06.27.08 - 12:39 am

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one beer en kittehs tummy

WANT!

but tecate duznt count

for kitthe

tecate is lyke warm water wif meow mixs floateng in it



Knittens
06.27.08 - 12:41 am

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what you want? new castle? fat tire? saporo? stella artois?



Eddie GOpez
06.27.08 - 12:42 am

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Knittens
06.27.08 - 12:44 am

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anyway. sorry about the hijack...

going back to that other thread you posted: some jackass drivers those guys are posting how much they despise us. i'm sure it's all those fat beer bellied fucks who drive ford and chevy trucks. Wow. cyclist hatred is real in america people. We gotta turn that into love. Hate the game not the cyclist is what i say. Big Oil is playing you driva suckas!



Eddie GOpez
06.27.08 - 12:46 am

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datz nut reely my good side



Knittens
06.27.08 - 12:46 am

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god i fuckin hate cats



hartwick, youre a pussy
06.27.08 - 12:47 am

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dis no hijakc

knittens are teh subject on everywons mind

but eddyie

waht about teh beaR?



Knittens
06.27.08 - 12:47 am

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hartwick, youre a pussy



Knittens
06.27.08 - 12:48 am

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i will turn you into a dick puppet knittens



hartwick, youre a pussy
06.27.08 - 12:48 am

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but im like 9 beers in to my friday already and i have to work, so im going to sleep



hartwick, youre a pussy
06.27.08 - 12:49 am

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Miller Chill? u serious?



Eddie GOpez
06.27.08 - 12:49 am

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thats funny theng to say hartwick

u turn kitteh into a dick?

kitteh duz not steer, so how?

also, im nut a puppet





Knittens
06.27.08 - 12:54 am

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dat kitteh is a tru ryda

also

waht about teh bear?

HE BICYZ INTO A BEAR



Knittens
06.27.08 - 12:54 am

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Eddie, buy me a beer at the next bus meeting and I won't tell you who Knittens is.



toweliesbong
06.27.08 - 1:26 am

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Dude, who isn't Knittens?



nathansnider
06.27.08 - 1:31 am

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U BETTER NOT TOWSLEEZ

I AM A KITTEH

DIZ R ALL U KNO



Knittens
06.27.08 - 1:31 am

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Knittens
06.27.08 - 1:37 am

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^^^Knittens is Canadian?...

Hartwick? ... Canadienne?

BLAME!



Joe Borfo
06.27.08 - 2:00 am

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c'est possible. oui. there's a clue monsieur. the clue is in ze bottle caps. the knittens is from canada?



Eddie GOpez
06.27.08 - 2:46 am

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I doubt Knittens is Canadian, at least not all the time. I mean, just listen to that cat. Does thet soond like a Canadian accent to you?

The Knittens does, however, have some rather strange grammatical tics that emerge when discussing Westside bike activism, which could be due to an excess of that fine Canadian catnip... It'll do some funny stuff to a kitteh's ears, they say.



nathansnider
06.27.08 - 3:30 am

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o hai Knittens
din't cee uz b4. yuh ridz du byke. Whuts U look likeh.
wantz 2 go rydz sumetimess wit me? I iz a white cat



PrincesseButtercup
06.27.08 - 6:15 am

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bump



Joe Borfo
06.27.08 - 10:22 am

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"

Elwood writes:

I hope he received a speeding ticket, the speed limit is 35 there.
"

srsly, what a jackass, hitting a bear is what that guy gets for speeding.



bone_yer_bike
06.27.08 - 10:43 am

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Kittens is YOUR MOM!



MOM_RIDAZ420
06.27.08 - 11:00 am

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ruinedbyidiots
06.27.08 - 11:03 am

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we all know that no real Canadian would drink Molson Canadian...



canadienne
06.27.08 - 11:04 am

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BUT WAHT ABOUT TEH BEAR

TEH BEAR

TEH BEAR





Knittens
06.27.08 - 11:17 am

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The bear definitely wasn't Canadian, but it's pretty obvious what kind of beer it drank:





nathansnider
06.27.08 - 11:22 am

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ruinedbyidiots
06.27.08 - 11:57 am

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BSET MOVEE EVAR!!!1111!!

rememembers wehn he stops fyre wif peee?

knittens were a stand in 4 dat seen



Knittens
06.27.08 - 11:58 am

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OH HAI PIRNCESS

WE CNA HAZ A RYDE SUMTYEMS

I COMES IN MANY COLORS




Knittens
06.27.08 - 5:45 pm

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Knittens, your first bear photo looks exactly like a bear I had as a small child. I still have it at my parents' house, all careworn and threadbare.

Or I thought I did. Why you gotta steal my bear?

Also, we are all Knittens. It's a collective soul kinda thing. I've proposed this theory before. Still a theory, though -- I need more empirical evidence.



katiepoche
06.27.08 - 7:20 pm

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nope.

I am not Knittens.

and Knittens has not emailed me yet.

I want to understand where Knittens is coming from.

I already understand a lot about Midnight Ridazz.com

<---- look over there! plenty of information.

and over there ---->

thanx for the memories,

;)





ingipet
06.27.08 - 7:42 pm

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i have every single sctv dvd, no lie



hartwick, youre a pussy
06.27.08 - 8:13 pm

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kaytee

dat iz ur bear

he talks bout awl teh tyme

sumtymes diz r not so grayt

iz still gud bear



ingrifrett

r u aminalz

eye onry mailz teh aminalz

lyke some of teh badgers n teh woofs n teh crubs

n teh amgelopes

oh - one moar feng

eye coms from my mom cat

waht hard 4 u 2 unnerstan bout dat?



Knittens
06.28.08 - 12:57 am

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t-hee. U cumz in mennie colurs dat s funknee

Knittenz eyez hopes u iz a Tom FTW

eye luks 4 u at da kritikal mazz, ware u dare?




PrincesseButtercup
06.28.08 - 1:02 am

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u ryds teh LACM ryte?

eye maded teh VCM, so i cna haz dat ryde

diz a match made in ceiling cats house

u rydes LACM

eye rydes VCM

u lykes teh myspace

eye lykes teh book of fayces

u say toms WANT

eye say vahgy vajimmenee vasg

how u say dat feng?

eye say gurl kittehs WANT



Knittens
06.28.08 - 1:16 am

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diz is lyke dat paula abdul song

differunt fengs attrack



Knittens
06.28.08 - 1:17 am

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I once had to save knittens from this freaky feller.

Took nine rounds of salt pellets and manhole cover, but I saved his careless ass yet again.

Then I put the kitteh into a bag where it belongs.



bentstrider
06.28.08 - 3:40 am

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u vmc
eye earz dat u must b rnc
eye bi-costal kitty eye blu statz kitty eye dnc

2 ztepz fwrad 2 ztepz bak

eye werz blcq hatz n dis 1












PrincesseButtercup
06.28.08 - 10:00 am

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winks z 4 da Knitten



PrincesseButtercup
06.28.08 - 10:01 am

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dat piksher n da sirvasea bok remynez mi of mai Mixicanz hauliday
GMTA me fwendz haz mai piksher on da intrawebs liek dat.






PrincesseButtercup
06.28.08 - 10:03 am

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weightz dat iz mi



PrincesseButtercup
06.28.08 - 10:03 am

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u were teh gud kitteh n u finush teh beers furst ryt?

bgistryder alway puts eye in teh bag

but heez ok!



Knittens
06.28.08 - 11:21 am

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Bear mauls teen during 24-hour bike race in Alaska

shit, more bears vs. bikes

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080630/ap_on_re_us/grizzly_attack



NefariousT
06.29.08 - 7:46 pm

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SEE DIS IS WAT HAPNS WHEN UR SILLY CUONTREE HAZ TEH RITE 2 ARM BEARZ

BEARZ WIV GUNZ... DO NOT WANT!!11!



ephemerae
06.29.08 - 10:19 pm

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cyclist vs. bear vs. chuck norris vs crank mobb vs. pavement



HANDBONE
06.30.08 - 12:34 am

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VS THE MOOOOON!!!!



Alex Thompson
06.30.08 - 12:37 am

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NEVER FORGET



HANDBONE
07.22.09 - 9:53 am

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This made me laugh on a particularly shitty day.

I now want to run to an animal shelter to adopt a cat!



HappyLand
07.22.09 - 10:47 am

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