BIKE SCUM PICK UP LINES
Thread started by
dudebra420 at 11.5.11 - 6:52 pm
so here we go
"thats a realy nice pace......wanna fuck"
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or "thats a nice pace, wanna go my speed"
dudebra42011.5.11 - 6:52 pm
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"Want to ride to the park and have some peanut butter and jelly sandwiches?"
Roadblock11.8.11 - 10:51 am
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"We dont need a condom baby, I got this old bike tube and I cleaned all the white powder off already"
newarkhouse11.8.11 - 10:58 am
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who need a line when you have a dark park and a Ulock.
Xray11.9.11 - 3:15 pm
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"i really like your wheel set" does that count???
dudebra42011.12.11 - 5:15 am
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"PSSSSSSSssssssssssssSssssssssssssssss"
The sound of a flat tire, not scummy, but its the universal mating call for all ridazz
Gizzard11.12.11 - 4:13 pm
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"I will eat your face and skull-fuck you!"
Joe Borfo11.12.11 - 5:25 pm
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"your butt hurts cause of your saddle? its gonna feel worse when im done with it."
andres8411.12.11 - 8:13 pm
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"can i borrow your lady jeans so i can ride my freewheel brakeless conversion"
party time11.14.11 - 11:54 pm
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"Hi, I'm Sexy."
PC responding to a
comment by party time
11.16.11 - 1:45 am
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'Bike Jocks still wanna get laid too'
JOKER11.16.11 - 11:38 am
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"Follow the bloody trailer, you cunt"
palucha6611.19.11 - 6:03 pm
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You know it's true what they say about men with no brakes.
Bikekowski11.20.11 - 7:14 pm
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"look at that scar" or GET BRAKES YOU DUMB KID" or hey thats not smart???
dudebra420 responding to a
comment by Bikekowski
11.20.11 - 8:32 pm
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"well yer coked out and curled up in a ball anyways.."
battlescars11.21.11 - 8:15 am
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If youre with me, at least Jro will leave you alone!
buckchin11.22.11 - 1:04 pm
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you can put it in my basket ;D
katnip11.23.11 - 5:22 pm
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"Can I stay at your place tonight?"
franz responding to a
comment by katnip
01.18.12 - 1:48 am
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"Wuh Wuh Wuh Wuh womp bup bup bup bup bup bup bup wah wah wah woooom woooom woooom bup bup bup bup shepeta shepeta bomb bomb wowowowowowowowowow"
Joe Borfo01.18.12 - 11:35 am
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"Wanna see my skid marks?"
"Your draft smells like cotton candy"
FIXMYLIFE01.18.12 - 3:12 pm
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"Hi, I'm Rick Darge, i want to make a bike movie about you."
BATMAN!01.18.12 - 8:23 pm
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"Hi, I'm BATMAN!, want to pet my beard?"
(grab her hand and put it on your face)
that pick up line actually worked. and i am still dating that girl till this day
BATMAN!01.18.12 - 8:32 pm
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i can take hour on the tower of power. as long as in the end i can give you a golden shower
dudebra42001.22.12 - 12:09 pm
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"hii... so, how'd you like Bike Smut? Which one was your favorite?"
Coe coe buttaa01.22.12 - 6:41 pm
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why you blowing up my line yo?
Roadblock responding to a
comment by kryxtanicole
01.24.12 - 11:47 pm
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