Born Again...
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KataCyklsLA2NY at 01.9.08 - 11:59 pm
Tell me some of the best things that changed in your life due to the work that we do on a b and end in an e.
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Ummmmm Houston, we have a problem.
HUHHH?!
Drew01.10.08 - 12:17 am
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I would like to see whats behind door #3
leoleo01.10.08 - 12:19 am
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this reminds me of the time Billy Graham came to town and did his farewell tour, per say. They called it a crusade. It was at the Rose Bowl. The time came when they asked if anybody in the crowd has not accepted Jesus Christ as their lord and Savior, if they would like to come up and be born again. I thought, what the hell, how often do you get to be saved and born again by Billy Graham, I mean this guy is like the Mick Jagger of Evangelism, so I thought I'll do it.
So they ask those coming to be BORN AGAIN to come to the stage, and you would not believe the Billy Graham groupies that obviously have already been saved, that came up. They just wanted to getclose to Billy. So I went through the notions, and this guy wanted my name address and phone number. I gave them special name with my address to see what would happen. You would not believe the stuff I got in the mail. The best was this 4 page front and back, hand written letter asking me to come prey and study the bible with them.
That what I think midnight ridazz needs to do, have ceremonies while corking traffic and save people from their cars, get them born again on bicycles. Then write them long hand written letters asking them to come to the next ride, or to come out on a training ride with Danny Zukko.
sexy01.10.08 - 12:27 am
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the bicycles changed my life - for no reason other than for what they are. fuck ya'll.
malo lado01.10.08 - 12:40 am
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Okay, first, i second that 'notion'...(heh!) as brilliant...but i gotta ask what they wanted you to come prey on...perhaps the SOULS OF IGNORANT COUNTRYFOLK or some such similarly innocent victim?!
Lance K01.10.08 - 12:43 am
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Beautiful, Sexy.
Maybe we can take down their numbers and call them when they get off work to remind them how much more fun they would have passing through and by cars instead of being gridlocked into traffic'.
KataCyklsLA2NY01.10.08 - 7:46 am
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"my bicycles name is now JIMMY SWAGGART."
Does it get on stage and publicly blubber and cry every time it beats up a hooker?
City Hobgoblin01.10.08 - 12:01 pm
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God told me,
"you can't be born again, so quit with this nonsense. You're born just once, deal with it."
End of transmission.................
User101.10.08 - 12:11 pm
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Unless you are Buddhist. Then you a born again and again and again...
Snort! (slaps knee)
Joe Borfo01.10.08 - 12:13 pm
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wow, Big Gay Al speaks with god?
if so, please tell god:
eat me
so badlee
spiraldemon01.10.08 - 12:14 pm
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Oh shit! You mean the world is stuck with a perpetual Joe Borfo???
Wait, are we in hell? This must be hell!
User101.10.08 - 12:20 pm
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Allan you and I are just meant to be.
Joe Borfo01.10.08 - 12:31 pm
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Yeah but wife is in the way.
Maybe someday Joe...............
User101.10.08 - 12:34 pm
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