Some questions for all the angry motorists out there.
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420LaHaRR at 07.10.08 - 3:32 am
-Did I make you wait till the last possible minute to leave the house?
-Did I force you to live two hours away from work?
-Did I suggest you buy a house/car/TV you can’t afford?
-Did I compel you to take a job you can’t stand?
-Did I screw up your finances?
-Did I ask you to stay with someone you don’t even like?
-Did I let TV raise your children?
-Did I put all that plaque in your arteries?
-Did I wrap that spare tire around your waist?
-Did I treat you like dirt at work today?
-Did I cause all the traffic?
-Are you alone in your cage?
-Are you driving more than 5 miles to get something that is probably available around the corner?
-Does your life suck?
Now, please look in a mirror and ask yourself one more question.
Whose fault is that?
Signed,
The moron on a bike who stole a whole 8 seconds of your life ;-)
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Yes, you did. Now get the fuck out of my way.
PC07.10.08 - 4:26 am
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LaHarr,
Can I post this on Westside BikeSIDE and credit it to you? If not is ok, but I will have the disappointments. I love it!
Alex Thompson07.10.08 - 4:38 am
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SUP BIG BOY! DAM GOOD QUESTION, BUT YA IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT, LOL!
YOU SHOULD FEEL RESPONSIBLE AND GUILTY!
eddieboyinla07.10.08 - 6:19 am
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Thank you for that, John. Good way of answering the question I posed on the "road rage" thread.
You could go on & on with these.
mr rollers07.10.08 - 8:48 am
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"no but rather than accept responsibilty, I'm takin it out on YOU!"
dannyzuko07.10.08 - 9:06 am
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Here an idea. All carry a camera and when you get road raged take pictures of car and plates and post on this site to create a list of evil drivers.
porterhouse07.10.08 - 9:19 am
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love these questions johnny boy!
i know someone at the LA Times who needs to read them right away!
ingipet07.10.08 - 9:25 am
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LaH-arrGH,
are you hi like your namesake suggests?
spiraldemon07.10.08 - 9:28 am
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Thanks for this
Most of the posts on this board have been lacking the necessary self-righteousness lately
Purp07.10.08 - 9:33 am
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This should deffinitely be a hand-out for motorists.
And the other side should have a bike, the URL and 'Welcome to Salvation'
Eric Hair07.10.08 - 9:55 am
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eric,
you missed salvation mountain at the Salton Sea.
check out the picture with orange LaHaRR
spiraldemon07.10.08 - 9:57 am
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With a little revision, that would make the perfect piece of literature to hand an aggro motorist.
kyber07.10.08 - 9:57 am
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Rad. With the a fore mentioned revisions, this would make a good piece of poetry.
Leetard07.10.08 - 10:03 am
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eric,
you missed salvation mountain at the Salton Sea.
check out the picture with orange LaHaRR
Haha, that's rad! I didn't make that connection till you said it. Sweet!
Eric Hair07.10.08 - 10:14 am
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what if the motorist looks at you, sticks their head out the window and yell "I'm mad as hell and I'm not going to take it anymore" then what?
sexy07.10.08 - 10:56 am
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@AT
Use it, revise it make it your bitch. Eff copyright, give credit to your mother.
@Purp
Yup.
@you (yes you)
Any more questions?
420LaHaRR07.10.08 - 11:13 am
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They're at your place. I just got their call and am heading over with all the potato salad I can find.
420LaHaRR07.10.08 - 11:22 am
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Gallagher's mad as hell, Gallagher's mad as hell, if you were him, you'd be mad as well, mad as well.
imachynna07.10.08 - 2:56 pm
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