Job for or RBI or RB
Thread started by
marino at 11.7.08 - 9:39 am
We are looking for the ultimate black/speed/grind/doom metal guitarist to perform 1 minute of speed metal, every hour on the hour, beneath a remotely located replica of a gothic arch during Machine Project’s show at LACMA on November 15th. Pays $100 for the day. Must be able to play riffs along the lines of Cradle of Filth, Gorgoroth, Children of Bodom, Celtic Frost, Slayer, Napalm Death. Must be able to play beyond fast. Must be able to sound insane. Must have own guitar and amp.
If interested, please email us a sample at machine@machineproject.com. Video footage is preferred, but we’ll also take a picture and mp3. Auditions are on Saturday at Machine Project at the following times:
Saturday, November 8th
12pm - 2pm
7pm-9pm
More information at http://machineproject.com/2008/11/06/speedmetal/
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You've got almost a whole week - start practising!
mr rollers11.7.08 - 11:25 am
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there's a guitar in the living room... and a paper wheel of Tabs on the lower part of the bookshelf. Go.
canadienne11.7.08 - 11:28 am
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FUCK YESSS!!!!!!!
i cant play guitar fast, i cant even play guitar at all, but i want to throw black roses at the badass motherfucker who pulls this job off.
!!!!!!!!!
Candy Cane11.7.08 - 11:37 am
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Does Craig "Hot Lixx Hulahan" Billmeier ring a bell? How bout Rob Pilatus? Certainly Lin Miao-Ke????
You owe it to your people RBI. Make them proud of you!
Get crackin young man.
User111.7.08 - 11:39 am
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Does, "You owe it to the MR community RBI. Make them proud of you!" make it clearer?
User111.7.08 - 11:55 am
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okay so maybe not RBI but what about RB? we know he can rock some heavy riffs. he proved it on the heavy metal ride 1 & 2.
ROADBLOCK....
speaking of which... when is HEAVY METAL RIDE 3. I would love it if you're ACDC cover band singer suddenly got laringitus again for this year's end party and i'd love to take on the vocals again. i've been practicing n sound more like VON SCOTT now.
Eddie GOpez11.7.08 - 5:51 pm
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i think i may have just the right person!! i'll get back to you on this...
Jazzy Phat Nastee11.7.08 - 6:13 pm
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that sounds bias of you. ur like there number one groupie, i mean fan.
Eddie GOpez11.7.08 - 6:28 pm
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when is HEAVY METAL RIDE 3.
a METAL ride??!! Sweet Fancy Moses...
..PLEASE tell me this will be soon. and please tell me there is karaoke. I will kill some mother fucking metallica (shut up their old shit's good and its fuckin fun to sing).
You all rock. And I salute you.
Horns up mother fuckers.
la duderina11.7.08 - 6:47 pm
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On Broadway in downtown LA
i'm sure that you can find many a Latin kid with long thick hair
with a shirt that has that writing that you can't really read to do fill this position. Proudly they shall complete the mission with glee and have all of the metal head buddys come and bang heads to it.
MAC11.7.08 - 7:08 pm
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This would be perfect. I played guitar in a death metal thrash band in a former life and toured europe for a couple months. I was so bad ass I used razor blades as guitarpicks..... but alas, I don't think my fingers are fast enough these days....
Roadblock11.7.08 - 8:14 pm
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no fucking way! I bet you could fuckin SHRED with those XL hands you got!!!! razor blades? come on. lol
I was in a band called Ouchie and the Bandaids back in the day. We toured BMX tracks around So Cal. We were so bad ass we didn't have instruments.
la duderina11.7.08 - 8:49 pm
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The thing they need this for is going to be really cool. Machine Project is taking over all of LACMA and doing shitloads of stuff. Everyone should try to check it out.
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Machine Project @ LACMA
November 15, 2008
Noon til 10pm
We will be orchestrating ten hours of performances, workshops, and events which experiment with LACMA’s encyclopedic collections and expansive grounds. Featuring over 60 projects dispersed across the seven-building, twenty-acre campus, visitors are encouraged to explore the museum in new and unexpected ways.
Projects sited throughout the museum include a robotic Netsuke head, a glow-in-the-dark unicorn, a man in a suit made of pepper cans, an audio tour of ambient gallery sounds, and a painting reproduced in flowers. A bank of elevators will be inhabited by trios of musicians including a gamelan orchestra, mariachi band, and fife and drum core. Visitors can try to solve the interactive murder mystery with clues scattered across the museum grounds. The BP Grand Court will become a temporary Mission Control Center with electronics workshops, a video feedback installation of the day’s events, and an evening screening with performances and readings. There will also be craft workshops, mobile musical aliens, gallery massages, a handout of invisible performances, replicas made from LACMA’s trash, a lost nose, and much, much, more.
More info
here.
theroyalacademy11.8.08 - 12:21 am
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there goes theroyalacademy trolling the threads again... with his details... and useful information...
canadienne11.8.08 - 12:40 am
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Apparently the fluffer doesn't, or he wouldn't be digging through threads from November.
PC02.11.09 - 2:22 pm
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My roomate would do it. He will bring his Play Station and Guitar Hero edition of your choice. Does that count?
parlorbikes02.11.09 - 3:22 pm
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