Weirdest Restroom Poetry
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bentstrider at 01.23.09 - 2:12 pm
When I was OTR with Swift, I remember taking a break at this TA in Amarillo, TX.
As I walk into the restroom, the place is surprisingly clean for a truck-stop.
So as I do my business, I walk out and see this written above the door frame;
"Some like theirs hot, some like theirs cold. I like mine from the ground, 30 days old."
It's been two years and I still can't get that shit out of my head.
What it means could be anything.
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they eat them in china.
i ate them in china.
theyre fucking sick.
theyre called 'century eggs'
they bury them in the ground for 30 days.
heres what they look like:
Candy Cane01.23.09 - 2:15 pm
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century egg, they taste pretty wild.
KiMS101.23.09 - 2:16 pm
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Ughhh.
Well, I always interpreted this as the words of some sick, necrophiliac.
But then again, I always liked the video for Tom Petty's, "Last Dance With Mary Jane".
bentstrider01.23.09 - 2:17 pm
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dude, we just solved a mystery that has been plagueing you for two years.
hardy boys and shit.
or nancy drew.
whatever.
KiMS101.23.09 - 2:20 pm
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i like my hard boiled eggs cold with salt, pepper, and some bread.
KiMS101.23.09 - 2:21 pm
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bathroom graffiti... hahah that was the first kind of art that corrupted my brain. it was so raw and in your face. concepts you hadnt yet thought of... all kind of shit. I raise a toast to bathroom graffiti.
Roadblock01.23.09 - 2:23 pm
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oh yeah, hard-boiled eggs. case closed. next.
SKIDMARCUS01.23.09 - 2:25 pm
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"it was so raw and in your face. concepts you hadnt yet thought of... "
bathroom graffiti = nipples and dicks drawn with magnum markers
KiMS101.23.09 - 2:25 pm
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another interpretation might be; revenge.
Candy Cane01.23.09 - 2:29 pm
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booty bomb century eggs.
KiMS101.23.09 - 2:31 pm
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"bathroom graffiti = nipples and dicks drawn with magnum markers"
those are pretty big nipples.... i'd use sharpies for that, not magnums... lol
theladiesman01.23.09 - 2:35 pm
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@ladiesman
what? you dont like dinner plate nipples?
KiMS101.23.09 - 2:36 pm
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And then my favorite;
"Here I sit, broken hearted, tried to shit, but only farted"
And then;
"Some come here to shit and stink, others come here to sit and think.
I come here to scratch my balls, and read the bullshit on the walls."
Then of course the bathroom art that adorned many of the out-of-the-way, truck stops in Montana and Utah.
bentstrider01.23.09 - 2:39 pm
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the best part of that video is the line "overcrowding due to global warming"
ah. and the fact its all narrated through the voice of some guy with a heavy southern drawl
Candy Cane01.23.09 - 2:42 pm
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TRUCK DRIVERS ARE A CARZY BUNCH
WHAT WE CALL PUSSY, THAY CALL LUNCH
turrican01.23.09 - 2:53 pm
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I ate one of those eggs as part of a drunken bet once. I don't remember what I won, but yeah, those are some nasty eggs.
The weirdest bathroom graffiti I ever saw was just a plain old regular to-do list, with items like "renew passport," "card for Aunt Lacey" and "pick up dog shampoo." A couple of them were checked off. There was no mention of "yo momma." I'm still mystified.
nathansnider01.23.09 - 2:55 pm
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The largest eggs in the world are laid by Sharks.
The largest women in the world are laid by your dad.
stillline01.23.09 - 3:38 pm
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you have the picture with the words on it, and you still mixed the words up :(
theladiesman01.23.09 - 3:39 pm
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"The largest women in the world are laid by your dad."
HAHAHAHA
imachynna01.23.09 - 3:43 pm
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Poetry Transcription Fail - 1 point.
stillline01.23.09 - 3:45 pm
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Poetry Enhancement Win - 100 points.
It's more symmetrical now.
toweliesbong01.23.09 - 3:50 pm
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So just now I was thinking "wait a minute... that shark insult really makes no sense; sharks give birth to live young!" And it turns out that this is
true for most sharks. Some of them do lay eggs, and they're
crazy lookin':
The sharks that lay eggs are little ones, though. The
whale shark that sometimes claims the
title for world's largest eggs doesn't actually lay them; they hatch inside the body.
Yeah, that's right. i just fact-checked some restroom graffiti. What of it?
nathansnider01.24.09 - 1:27 am
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@nathan
Hahahahahah fact checkin baffroom graffiti... that made my day. Little does the vandal know, that his graffiti spawned this thread and conversation....
Roadblock01.24.09 - 9:08 am
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MR forums = Bathroom graffiti ver 3.2.5
Roadblock01.24.09 - 10:08 am
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i thought everyone knew that ostrich eggs were the biggest?
ruinedbyidiots01.24.09 - 10:18 am
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oh man I know I've seen some weird shit in my days but I can't remember what it was. I remember going into this bathroom at a restaurant somewhere in the desert I believe and it was almost like it was mandatory to write on the walls there was so much shit. don't remember a damn word though. not a damn one.
la duderina01.24.09 - 11:04 am
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Al's Bar bathrooms had the greatest graffiti on the walls.
toweliesbong01.24.09 - 11:27 am
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Amarillo's a weird city, not to mention very country.
Aside from an outsider, small chance of someone there knowing of the "century eggs".
bentstrider01.24.09 - 11:30 am
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Please do'nt throw cigarette butts in the urinal,
makes um hard to light.
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Joe Borfo01.24.09 - 12:43 pm
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cal arts has the best and most wierd wall poetry of all time...
I saw in the restrooms on sublevel when i was exploring,,, a radically decorated floor of their main building
in the womens room, 'anything with genitals on the outside is hiding something on the inside'
in the mens, a simple declarative in giant 3' letters 'S H I T' as three scary faces stare at you from all sides
hitsthepoles_ow01.24.09 - 6:36 pm
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"THOSE WHO WRITE ON SACRED WALLS SHOULD ROLL THEIR SHIT IN LITTLE BALLS.....THOSE WHO READ THESE LINES OF WIT SHOULD EAT THOSE LITTLE BALLS OF SHIT"
"FLUSH HARD...IT'S A LONG WAY TO THE KITCHEN"
barleye01.24.09 - 6:56 pm
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DAMM THE MAN AND DAMM HIS SOUL
WHO CAN'T PISS THROUGH A TEN INCH HOLE
X-Large01.24.09 - 7:22 pm
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I'm definitely a purist when it comes to bathroom graffiti. I want to roll up to a gas station in like coalinga or some small town off a state highway.... strictly from hands not the least bit artisticly or poetically inclined. I want the real info, real numbers, real dirt on what's going on in town.... The unbridled thought stream of a person amidst a hard push, the unfortunate musings of a soul entrapped by a 50 wiper.....
Roadblock01.24.09 - 8:24 pm
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it's an acquired taste. im from asia and i'm particularly fond of century eggs :-)
eboysoledad01.25.09 - 12:05 am
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I'm bored up in the desert right now and the Pilot T/S is 1/2 mile down the street.
I'm going to go check that place right now!!!
bentstrider01.25.09 - 12:19 am
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If the clean-up crew didn't claim it already!!!
bentstrider01.25.09 - 1:15 am
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