HEY HIPSTER
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eddieboyinla at 01.14.10 - 12:41 am
TEACH ME SOME OF THAT SHIT, AND I'LL TEACH YOU TO WORK ON COMPUTERS.
STRAIGHT UP, STRAIGHT OUT.
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Find a phenomenon (bar, film, band, political cause, travel destination, mode of dress) that is currently very popular. Claim loudly to have been into it two years ago. Keep doing this every day until you get married and move to the suburbs.
The cursor on my Asus netbook doesn't move when I touch the trackpad.
PC01.14.10 - 1:22 am
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^^ asus netbook drivers suck the big weiner. go grab a usb mawse and navigate with said mawse to asus' website and download them. Alternatively, theres a button on your laptop somewhere(maybe in the Fn keys) that disables the trackpad.
Conclusion:dont forget to wash your hands
angrytoaster3001.14.10 - 1:45 am
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Why is everyone so into Phoenix and their song "1901"?
Fuckin mainstreamers ruined it
That used to be the one deck jam you'd always here at parties
Now it's way too commercial
Now I'm gonna hop on my fixed gear, go get some Natural American Spirits and a six pack of PBR. Call me when you're not lame anymore, which will be never...
That my friend is how you do the hipster.
SpringbokSchwinn responding to a
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01.14.10 - 3:16 am
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damn....im hipster.....nawwww
louisiana responding to a
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01.16.10 - 12:45 pm
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I keep hearing people talking shit on PBR. I don't think it's that bad... What do you expect for what it costs anyway?
Velocipede responding to a
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01.16.10 - 2:05 pm
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ill teach u.. u called me a hipster yesterday..
tukang_ojek01.16.10 - 2:09 pm
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My friend came up with this, what he calls "The Hipster Dilemma," I can't take credit for it. But it's fun.
If someone asks whether you're a hipster, you are placed in kind of a trap. The Hipster Dilemma. There is only one method of escape...
1- If someone asks you whether you're a hipster and you say "yes," you're a poser.
2- If someone asks you whether you're a hipster and you say "no," you're a hipster.
3- If someone asks you whether you're a hipster and you say "I dunno..." or "what's a hipster?" then you're out of the loop.
4- If someone asks you whether you're a hipster and you throw them in a dumpster and pop your collar, you have defeated the Dilemma.
So if you wanna be a hipster, just tell people you're not. Me, I'm working on my dumpster throwing / collar popping skills.
outerspace01.16.10 - 2:11 pm
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fuck hipsters and tricksters
FUNKAHO01.16.10 - 3:53 pm
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Here's the cheat sheet:
http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.com/
JB01.16.10 - 9:48 pm
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Here's the cheat sheet:
http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.com/
lol lol lol lol lol
eddieboyinla01.17.10 - 1:15 am
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"I don't pop colla's, I pop nyggaz in the collar!!!!" -DMX
bentstrider responding to a
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01.17.10 - 1:52 am
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Does it make me a hipster for liking these:
-Dexter-01.17.10 - 3:34 pm
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ask your doctor if latisse is right for you.
coldcut01.17.10 - 4:42 pm
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pbr is rank
newcastle, redstripe, franziskaner weissbier lol, anchor steam, sierra nevada hefeweizen, and/or a corona with a lime imho
natefrogg01.17.10 - 4:48 pm
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that's sick, i have a wood grain wallet right now
natefrogg responding to a
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01.17.10 - 4:49 pm
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TAKE A LESSON FROM ME
I WAS A HIPSTER BEFORE IT WAS HIP
ALL THOSE WANNABES IN SILVER LAKE DON'T HAVE SHIT ON ME
GET ON MY LEVEL
-PRESIDENT OBAMA
"THE ORIGINAL HIPSTER"
PRESIDENT OBAMA01.18.10 - 6:21 pm
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natefrogg introduced me to newcastle! :D
godmode responding to a
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01.18.10 - 6:22 pm
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I was drinnkin' Newcastle in the 90's. Where was y'all at?
outerspace01.18.10 - 6:32 pm
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In middle school ... I didnt drink beer over 4 bucks until college ....
OsnapsonJC responding to a
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01.18.10 - 6:50 pm
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