broke crew
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snowcone at 06.11.09 - 7:01 pm
don't bother trying to join, you can't afford the membership dues
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and if you could afford them, then you wouldn't be eligible to join
sorry bro
snowcone responding to a
comment by coldcut
06.11.09 - 7:04 pm
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Broke is the new rich, havent yah heard...
Debut21306.11.09 - 7:04 pm
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then you must be the new billionaire, share the love
snowcone responding to a
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06.11.09 - 7:08 pm
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shit, if that's the case i'm a fucking trillionaire.
coldcut responding to a
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06.11.09 - 7:10 pm
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then why haven't you invited me over to your "mansion"?
snowcone responding to a
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06.11.09 - 7:12 pm
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i'm sorry. i've been hoarding all my wealth.
just yesterday i took a swim in all my trash ala scroog mcduck.
coldcut responding to a
comment by snowcone
06.11.09 - 7:18 pm
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what are some of the perks of broke crew?
any immediate fringe benefits?
GodLovesUgly responding to a
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06.11.09 - 7:19 pm
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free hugs
oh and PPO health plans
snowcone responding to a
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06.11.09 - 7:21 pm
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i ain't got no health plan!
i got hugs and ketchup packets for days though!
coldcut responding to a
comment by snowcone
06.11.09 - 7:23 pm
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isn't it time you took advantage of the benefits of being a broke crew member?
for a limited time only, you can become a lifetime member for the low low one time payment of $2,995.
HOLY SHIT! I'd be an idiot not to take advantage of that incredible deal! where do i sign up? I SAID WHERE DO I FUCKING SIGN UP?
snowcone06.11.09 - 7:28 pm
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The Edwards family signed up last month after a friend recommended it to them.
snowcone06.11.09 - 7:31 pm
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Thats a really good deal. Let me start saving up my emtpy cans. i should have enough in a couple months. Keep me on the list of potential applicants.
Question, can women join this crew also?
Debut213 responding to a
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06.11.09 - 7:35 pm
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i put you on the list
attractive women are welcome to join
snowcone responding to a
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06.11.09 - 7:39 pm
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Couple of months? I was thinking by the end of this month's CRANK Mob.
GodLovesUgly responding to a
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06.11.09 - 7:56 pm
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Of all the the toy-haulers you see on the road, there's a good chance that only 5-10% of those people actually bought that shit outright, or collected it over the years.
Most of the time, it's the early-20 year old crowd with the 4-5 kids, late-model pickup and spotless, dirt-toys that baffle me.
They most likely have no higher-ed and most certainly either got rich parents, or more believably, construction-labor job with the promise of big-bucks, along with poor financial advice that now leads to their shit getting repo'd.
You should see all the used dealerships around here, they're literally swamped up the ass with those things.
bentstrider responding to a
comment by JB
06.11.09 - 11:11 pm
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the funny thing about being poor in LA is that more often than not, you get stuck between making payments or repairs on a car you can't afford. especially, in the valley, it's damn near impossible to get to a job when the busses run between 5 times a day in pacoima and once an hour on a lot of other streets. and don't get me wrong, i appreciate the red and orange line, but did they have to completely fuck the valley?
apparently so. consequently, on a given afternoon at the van nuys traffic court, the overwhelming majority of traffic tickets (id say over 90%) are illegal immigrants who get their cars impounded and have to pay a fine. i had a couple of arraignments at van nuys and the judges were very matter-of-fact that this is simply the cost of doing business for many illegal workers in LA.
but yeah, fuck those douchebags with their 12 foot tires.
tortuga_veloce responding to a
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06.11.09 - 11:20 pm
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move to the city my friend.. if you can
suburban sprawl was only possible with really cheap fuel and light traffic. now that we are faced with expensive fuel and traffic hell, we are being forced to live more efficiently in high density urban centers. our public transportation system will continue to improve as demand for it rises.
snowcone responding to a
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06.11.09 - 11:39 pm
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the shitty thing is, the valley is populated enough to be "the city."
coldcut responding to a
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06.12.09 - 12:41 am
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the important factor is population density. by "the city" i was referring to the areas east of western and west of the 5. central la pretty much.
but yeah, some parts of the valley are pretty densely populated, and if it wasn't for the "housing collapse" they were expecting to really develop some areas like north hollywood.
snowcone responding to a
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06.12.09 - 1:09 am
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