TWBG "Open Mouf" Ride
Thread started by
Joe Borfo at 03.26.07 - 5:36 pm
Tuesday March 27th
START TIME: 9:30pm
Tren Way Bicycle Gang rides on Tuesday nights.
Rev. Joe Borfo is heading this route and is welcoming anyone interested to join. If you don't like the route that he picks then you can blame him.
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T.W.B.G.
"Bar to bar, battle to battle..."
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Yeah...I'll be there. Maybe, I'll even earn a shirt. I'm pretty skilled at your requirements....
tern03.26.07 - 6:21 pm
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hey TWGB, is this just a ride?
or will there be bar stops?
spiraldemon03.27.07 - 8:33 am
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sounds like funnnnnn.......how do u win a shirt?
t.bone03.27.07 - 9:34 am
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it's "tren way beer gang" so of course there is going to be bars... the only question is if we actually make it past the first one where we start.
and all this t-shirt talk... maaaan... the only way to earn a shirt tonight would be to embrace your "open mouf"
neverclever03.27.07 - 9:48 am
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T-Shirts? What is all this T-Shirt business. You ride with TW, then eventually you become Tren Way, then you can get a shirt, patch, thong, cuffs, cape, sword and spells. The only exception is if you're hot and I like you.
Bars? Who are you? If there isn't a bar on a TWBG ride, it's not a TWBG ride.
No matter what, you have to OPEN yo MOUF!
the reverend dak03.27.07 - 10:04 am
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spiraldemon is playing devil's advocate to enlighten all the new fish
spiraldemon03.27.07 - 10:13 am
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I see Spiral... You are just doing your job. Keep on fluffing!
Joe Borfo03.27.07 - 10:19 am
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yo borfo,
I know you like it when I'm doing my job
spiraldemon03.27.07 - 10:44 am
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why does my relaxed throat muscles, tounge action and suculant lips get thrown into this mess?
sexy03.27.07 - 11:14 am
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I disagree! Rev Dak is better than Sexy, although Sexy's sexier.
Looks aren't everything.
spiraldemon03.27.07 - 12:49 pm
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When I mentioned 'a t shirt' and that I 'am skilled at the requirements,' to earn one....I was sort of joking that I might just get drunk and fall off of my bike....that's what I meant. That being said, I'm sorry I couldn't make the ride. I got stuck under a deadline for work.
tern03.28.07 - 2:20 am
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Oh man that ride rocked. Taco truck ruled, Fair Oaks and headwinds I could have done without, but all in all mad fun.
cabhauler03.28.07 - 12:58 pm
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Drinking with Tren Way and crashing while riding with them IS a guaranteed way to earn a shirt. oh, plus $10.
the reverend dak03.28.07 - 2:42 pm
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TWGB also asks for a blowjob before they give you a t-shirt.
that's why I don't have a stinkin' shirt. I just have a patch, and you get the patch if you piss on Borfo more than once. I pissed on TrenWay in the middle of the street as a bonus
spiraldemon03.28.07 - 3:01 pm
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I should've guessed something was fishy with a ride called "Open Mouf"
spiraldemon03.28.07 - 3:09 pm
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Lest us not forget John Vu's Spandex Striptease. For a few more dollars he would have shown you his vulva.
Odda03.28.07 - 5:29 pm
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"OPEN YOUR MOUF"
"DOT COM"
Best call and response EVER.
cabhauler03.28.07 - 8:01 pm
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wow, John stripped for free!
you mean if we paid him, we could get anything we wanted?
John, you big whore!
are we gonna make out now?
spiraldemon03.29.07 - 9:46 am
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take note, all you lonely people out there. Jeff is the example,
when he wants some lovin's, he just ask for it.
Jeff, no shame in your game, Lover Boy.
Word to the wise, keep your dogs away from Jeff
he thinks there friendly banter is a come on.
oh yeah, he will!
sexy03.29.07 - 11:11 am
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Wait a minute...if I drink with Tren Way and crash while riding with them, I get a shirt
and $10? HOORAY! I'VE FINALLY FOUND A JOB!
PC03.29.07 - 3:42 pm
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dave,
I'm sorry you couldn't make a ride that was named after your OPEN MOUF, so please don't take it out on me.
maybe we can combine your two rides: Spoke'n OPEN MOUF Dissent. that way you won't feel left out.
you can still make the 7-11 ride; like your OPEN MOUF, they never close. there will be no excuse for being late like you were on the WOLFPACK drag race.
as for me, I'd rather be left out when it comes to your OPEN MOUF. even if you have "relaxed throat muscles, tounge action and suculant lips"
spiraldemon03.30.07 - 11:53 am
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dude.... what is going on in this thread? LOL! a lot of love whispers, fluffing and all out sex talk.... you guys might have to change the name to "Ass to Mouf" ride if this gets any more sexual! HAHahah
Roadblock03.30.07 - 12:51 pm
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when is this ride happening?
supa12.29.11 - 3:40 am
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