BIKE THEIF DEFEATED!!!
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kryxtanicole at 10.23.09 - 12:52 pm
Some punk ass bitch thought he was gonna get away with lifting my (matt's actually) bike off the front of the 720 bus and ride away, free and easy - but I put the smack down! I ran off the bus and yelled "what the fuck are you doing?!" like some one was trying to murder me, leaving all my stuff on the bus, save for the book in my hand, in the process. He grabbed the bike and ran and tried to get on and ride. Once he did that I feared all hope was lost as I anticipated that he would ride off faster than I could run - but I got close enough to almost grab him and I guess he sensed my rage, because he dropped the bike and ran. ELATED, I picked up the bike and turned around to see the bus still waiting back at the corner and the driver and passengers all staring in awe at the scene that had just occurred. I put the bike back on the rack and got back on the bus. The driver said she was sorry, i told her it was OK - that I always watched my bike just in case. A bunch of people on the bus congratulated my victory. I couldn't even sit down after that, I was dizzy with the rush of adrenaline.
I never even saw the dude's face. The whole thing went down in an instant. But the important thing is, FUCK THAT PUNK; I GOT MY BIKE BACK!
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krista,
you're my fucking hero. best story ever!!
nesoxochi10.23.09 - 12:55 pm
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Yeah Krista....
I always lock my front wheel to the frame so no one can just ride off.
Foldie10.23.09 - 12:55 pm
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I was waiting for the part where he didn't realize it was a fixed gear and got booted over the bars or fell over.....congrats.
barleye10.23.09 - 1:01 pm
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did he get off the bus and play it off like it was his bike? or just walk up to it and take it?
barleye10.23.09 - 1:04 pm
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VICTORY FOR THE PROLETARIAT!
i like to detach my brakes when i leave my bike unlocked, hehehe >:D
snowcone10.23.09 - 1:05 pm
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What stop and in what direction of travel?
sexy10.23.09 - 1:10 pm
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Yeah I stopped a punk ass bitch tryin to steal my bike as well. But I actually called the cops and they arrested him. Eventually he was charged with, yup, a felony!
ZoomZoomChris10.23.09 - 1:14 pm
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oh fuck yes!!! good work Krista! stupid lil bitch bike thieves... what a fucking lil piece of shit.
Roadblock10.23.09 - 1:25 pm
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I would've continued to pursue him and sought justice if it weren't for the fact I'd left my bag on the bus.
@sexy - West on Wilshire, the stop just before Crenshaw.
kryxtanicole responding to a
comment by ZoomZoomChris
10.23.09 - 1:31 pm
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i don't know where he came from, i just saw my bike getting lifted up and snapped into action. i don't know if he could ride it or not. he was a little bit shorter than me, and matt's seat is even higher than mine is, so maybe he couldn't. loser scumbag.
kryxtanicole responding to a
comment by barleye
10.23.09 - 1:32 pm
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WOW,CONGRATS TO YOU, IM GLAD YOU WAS ABLE TO SAVE YOUR BIKE.
SIDE NOTE, THE BUS DRIVERS ALWAYS LOOK AT ME WEIRD WHEN I LOCK MY BIKE TO THE BUS RACK, FUCK THEM.
eddieboyinla10.23.09 - 1:39 pm
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Someone STOLE both my brakes off my bike once, what a surprise that was.
braydon responding to a
comment by snowcone
10.23.09 - 1:43 pm
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WAY TO GO!!!! LEE NOMINATES YOU FOR PRESIDENT!
BICYKILLER10.23.09 - 2:01 pm
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yeah! go krista!
66610.23.09 - 2:44 pm
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wow, I wonder if they actually wanted your brakes or if they were just trying to be jerks.
kryxtanicole responding to a
comment by braydon
10.23.09 - 3:04 pm
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I think it was a gang of brakeless zealots, hahaha
braydon responding to a
comment by kryxtanicole
10.23.09 - 3:08 pm
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Probably ran home and had to change his drawers or take some Midol when he got there.
This is a side I never would've seen from Krista and am glad one is confirmed to exist.
TAKE SHIT FROM NO ONE.
bentstrider10.23.09 - 4:18 pm
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Krista 4 ROTY
+ a billion
marino10.23.09 - 4:29 pm
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YOU ARE GOING BRAKELESS WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT
snowcone responding to a
comment by braydon
10.23.09 - 4:32 pm
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So that's prob why u couldn't make it to the Bikery meeting? U missed the free cookies..
profoscurity10.23.09 - 6:53 pm
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Good job Krista!!!That is how they stole jessica's bike like a little over a year ago,glad to see someone fight back.I always stand at the front of the bus with my toes at the yellow line watching and waiting.I don't sit and take the seats,those are for the elderly.
blackout_blacklung10.23.09 - 9:21 pm
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he isn't defeated..
he's still out there somewhere..
godmode responding to a
comment by JOKER
10.23.09 - 9:23 pm
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Maybe under your bed next to el cucuy
palucha66 responding to a
comment by godmode
10.23.09 - 9:53 pm
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Wow!! Krista... that's so awesome!! That takes plenty of guts. Not today... and not you. F'er picked the wrong bike to jack!
digablesoul10.23.09 - 10:55 pm
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you are a real bad ass kryxtanicole and this thread made my day.
vigilAnthony10.24.09 - 2:49 pm
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he may still be out there but The little bitch loser is defeated in life. Where's he gonna go with his loser life? Steal more bikes? That's a dead end way of life. The guy isn't enlightened enough to realize it now, but eventually he will. Hopefully before he gets caught up in legal issues that make life unduly hard including getting a job that doesn't involve flipping burger patties. Instead of wasting time on Petty theft like stealing people's bikes he could be paying attention in school getting an education. But that's difficult for a poorly educated disenfranchised youngster to see that far into the future. He'll likely just continue being a loser until he hits his late 20's (or 30's) when he'll either shape up on his own and be forced to get a real job or just be caught in the endless loop of stealing to get by and spending a lot of time with dudes in jail. It's tough to see these kids heading down the wrong path cause they very obviously don't see where it all ends up. Stressful life. Hope he figures his way out soon cause at this point he's just another pathetic loser who steals peoples personal property. I almost feel sorry for the loser. But then again he could get run over by a bus and no one would care certainly not me. Everyone eventually learns.
Roadblock responding to a
comment by godmode
10.24.09 - 3:59 pm
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Thanks for gettin my bike back babe. Would have hated to lose that one.
stillline10.24.09 - 4:21 pm
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Nicole you are freeeek'n AWESOME!!!!
skano responding to a
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10.24.09 - 8:06 pm
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Nicole, have my babies.
I did the same thing at a crank mob, and pulled the sleeze ball off my bike by his collar.
Note that it is really easy to pull someone off your bike, but be prepared to face them if you do. I got punched in the face, before he ran off.
Mohicano10.28.09 - 5:01 am
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mohicano, next time punch him in the face first
onemanstrash responding to a
comment by Mohicano
10.28.09 - 2:17 pm
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Yeah, kryxtanicole, that was some Gold Cape action there!
Nurblie10.28.09 - 2:33 pm
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Nice job!!!!!
Must have been all that training kicking Matt around, yeah?
User110.28.09 - 2:39 pm
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User1 responding to a
comment by kryxtanicole
10.28.09 - 3:57 pm
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Krikstax fighting style is no match for SurGaterStyle..... a challenge awaits.
this is no challenge. go fight win witchyo pompoms on its on like the video game called donkey kong.
BlaxicaNazi10.29.09 - 4:37 pm
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haha bicth ass kid
Xray10.29.09 - 6:16 pm
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818 were a bunch of towel-snappin', pillow-fighters before Krista came along and whooped that ass!!
Now they are definitely a force to be reckoned with!!!!
bentstrider responding to a
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10.29.09 - 7:59 pm
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...towel-snappin', pillow-fighters...
A roguishly eloquent way of putting it, bentstrider - and from a Chippendale's Dancer, to boot.
Nurblie responding to a
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10.29.09 - 8:45 pm
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It happened again yesterday. Same fucking part of town (Wilshire/Normandie) on the 720. This time this piece of shit still tried to get away and I had to tear my bike out of his disgusting, dirty hands. I bet he didn't expect a girl in a skirt to come at him, hahaha. This time it was my crussy polo bike. That bike is a part of me. I watched the spineless coward run away...next time I'm taking blood.
kryxtanicole02.19.10 - 12:42 pm
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wow.. go krista!!
Krista - 2 - Bike Theifs - 0
goosegoose responding to a
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02.19.10 - 1:22 pm
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I lock my bike to the bus. Drivers don't always like it. None have ever said anything to me, though.
If your lock ain't on your bike, that means it's free to aid you in clobberin' time, right?!
outerspace responding to a
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02.19.10 - 1:25 pm
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wow if this happened to you twice on the same line i wonder how many other people get their bike stolen on that same route.
congrats. krista: bike defeating machine
tree fitty responding to a
comment by kryxtanicole
02.19.10 - 1:34 pm
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i put my ulock through the back rim and the frame. that way you better be able to carry my shit and be a mad sprinter to get away. cuz riding away won't help.
AIDS6602.19.10 - 1:42 pm
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i'd like to spend years building up an immunity to some kind of poison that kills on contact (concentrated oleander?), like coating the grips with it so the thief immediately starts convulsing and foaming at the mouth as he tries to ride away. hilarious!
supersano responding to a
comment by kryxtanicole
02.19.10 - 1:44 pm
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thats what i do except i put on the cable lock that way when i see then i get off and hit them with the u-lock
tree fitty responding to a
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02.19.10 - 1:51 pm
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way to kick ass and not take names but still rock on fuck that fool
dudebra42002.19.10 - 1:54 pm
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You could always disconnect your brake cables.
buckchin02.19.10 - 1:54 pm
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hell yeah Krista!!! you RULE.
LIL BITCH LOSER BIKE THIEVES get NONE
Roadblock responding to a
comment by kryxtanicole
02.19.10 - 2:16 pm
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A swift u-lock to the head would have done that boy some good. I'm not going to lock my bike to the rack - but I will hold my u-lock in my hand from now on...
kryxtanicole02.19.10 - 2:53 pm
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fuck ya girl keep kicking
ass dumb fucking kidz
and its always in k-town
Xray02.19.10 - 3:03 pm
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CONGRATS!!!!......i to recently had and incident with a bike thief.,,my bike been stolen for about 2 weeks, then recently i found it on criegslist, been talkin to the dude for a week hoping to meet with me and when he finally did, i became his dentist knocked one of his tooth out lmao!!!!!DONT FUCK WITH MY BIKE!!!!!!!!!
bikestar02.19.10 - 3:09 pm
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Keep showing these little shits what whoop-ass is all about!!!
bentstrider responding to a
comment by kryxtanicole
02.19.10 - 3:23 pm
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Wow this story should be in the Los Angeles times...topic of the day says BIKE THIEF DEFEATED..eh eh..haha
Domingo02.19.10 - 5:32 pm
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Word up! That's how it's done! Keep fightin' the good fight, holmes!
scottynighthawk02.19.10 - 6:59 pm
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Woooooooo! Go Krista fuck that puto!!!!!!
andres8402.19.10 - 7:18 pm
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kryxtanicole FTW!!!
Good Work.
1 bike theft story off the front of the bus was enough for me.
I always free-lock my back wheel.
trickmilla02.20.10 - 1:32 am
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dont fUk with POLO PLAyers huh!! lol
Huey55502.20.10 - 1:46 am
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Kick to the face homie ... thats whats up ....
OsnapsonJC responding to a
comment by _iJunes
08.5.10 - 11:23 am
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just over a punk azz scratchhh!! HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
not brutal enough, only if he/they would've stomp on his face +1
Domingo08.5.10 - 11:27 am
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lmao!!!!!!!!!!!!
"dont fuck with mexicans"
i felt bad for the guy haha
tree fitty08.5.10 - 11:31 am
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wtf was that? fighting like a bunch of pussies.Hey he stole the bike,he got what he deserved.
Huey55508.5.10 - 6:42 pm
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Bike thieves deserve to get their asses kicked, but 3 guys beat on that kid, and he wasn't even bleeding?
I hope they feel tougher than a pit bull with a razor wire collar.
FuzzBeast responding to a
comment by Huey555
08.5.10 - 8:19 pm
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You brought the SMACK DOWN! lmao LIKE DAT! That video made me cringe....kick to the mascara!
Tarmonster.08.8.10 - 12:59 am
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