IMA VS MILEY
Thread started by imachynna
at 03.5.09 - 11:34 pm
IMACHYNNA VS MILEY CYRUS WHO WILL WIN!?!?!
PLACE YOUR BETS NOW!!!
imachynna representing Midnight Ridazz:
Miley Cyrus representing TMZ:
ehl oh ehl i gots my munee on that chynnatown gurl.
03.5.09 - 11:44 pm
battle of the year on the disney channel!
miley gets down on the alternate personage, but ima is like 347% each day, everyday.
03.6.09 - 12:51 am
I don't know who would win. You have massive amounts of post around here with your name on it. Miley has massive amounts of crap with her Hanna Montana name on it in stores all over the country. Of course you would have the home town advantage. Your fans would out root her fans. but her fans would probably out "high pitch scream" the rest of us. Then your fans would probably scare the living day lights out of her fans if we just looked at them. Her fan's parents would take them home after they saw us hanging around drinking beer on the street.
Oh it would be fun thou.
I bet you two would be best friends after the race. Or maybe not, people with that kind of money don't hang out with the rest of us
The funniest thing would be her reaction to your challenge.
Would you use a beach cruiser with a basket on it to even up the racing lanes?
03.6.09 - 12:51 am
The big question is. How would stillline make out after this race?
03.6.09 - 12:53 am
IF you did it this race to raise money for some charity she likes, she might just take you up on it.
03.6.09 - 12:55 am
Heard at work today on the answering machine of the architecture studio next door:
"Hi. I am trying to reach TMZ. I would like to speak with one of your reporters. I have some information for you. I am calling from Dallas, Texas. I need to speak to a TMZ reporter. I have information. Please call me back at XXX-XXX-XXXX. Thank you."
OMG EVEN PEOPLE IN TEXAS KNOW ABOUT THIS RACE!
03.6.09 - 1:11 am
Look at Miley's chainring. Tiny. PERFECT for hill climbing. imachynna should've thought this through before challenging her.
03.6.09 - 1:28 am
Yeah, but here's the thing. Although my bike may be heavy, her bike is way more heavy, so she's gonna need to use that gearing to compensate for weight.
03.6.09 - 6:29 pm
I want to see this happen. SO BAD.
03.6.09 - 6:35 pm
Miley is just gonna go out and buy some $20,000 bike that weighs 3 pounds.
03.6.09 - 6:37 pm
Yeah, exactly, I was about to mention that. She does have the advantage of money.
A brand new bike.
But, that may make it all the better, yeah?
03.6.09 - 6:40 pm
Chynna eats disney-factory girls like miley for breakfast, and washes 'em down with ramen.
03.6.09 - 7:02 pm
Pffff......no contest. imachynna would own it.
It's like a tree challenging a telephone pole to a contest of who's the better tree. While they certainly have fundamental similarities (they're both in the ground, they're both tall cylinders of wood, birds nest in them, etc) only one has roots, one can weather a storm and one is living.
Miley ain't no tree.
03.6.09 - 8:14 pm
CAN WE PLEASE ALL FOCUS ON THE RACE THAT MATTERS?!
Namely, this one.
(I mean, who cares about a couple of boys racing? Amirite?)
03.7.09 - 12:53 am
Trust.... Chynna will destroy. Who do you know who throws her own ride, carries a 30 lb sound system the whole ride... and downs a 40 faster than you sissies who have been drinking for 10+ years? yeah... Chynna will destroy. Go Red!!
Jazzy Phat Nastee
03.7.09 - 2:33 am
But will it make a difference if it's Hannah Montana that shows up or Miley Cyrus?
Billy Ray might even tag along to sing some encouraging achey breakey beats
I feel like Hannah Montana is the kind of character that never loses...but it would be real life. wow
03.7.09 - 2:46 am
Chynna will win because I will stand on the sidelines and inadvertently shove a stick in miley's spokes.
03.7.09 - 10:38 pm
If you can get them both to show up I'll paparazzi that shit.
Hold the cover of US Weekly we got Imachynna photos on the wire.
03.8.09 - 4:57 pm
that's true, what's so great about beating miley cyrus?
04.22.09 - 1:15 am
THE FAME!!!...maybe just maybe youll get your own disney show...titles anyone?
04.22.09 - 10:01 am
Is there any chance you gaise could make out?..
04.22.09 - 10:10 am
There is a possibility.
Miley Cyrus likes the "Best Of Both Worlds"
04.22.09 - 6:27 pm
Can someone say to much free time on there hands!!!
04.22.09 - 6:46 pm
so I am interested in your ride/event, may I partake of one of your pamphlets?
04.22.09 - 7:16 pm