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So this is what the girls want
Thread started by GodLovesUgly at 04.20.09 - 10:21 pm

If you can pronounce correctly every word in this poem, you will be
speaking English better than 90% of the native English speakers in the
world. After trying the verses, a Frenchman said he'd prefer six months of
hard labour to reading six lines aloud. Try them yourself.

(Если вы сможете правильно произнести каждое слово в этом стихотворении,
значит вы говорите по английски лучше чем 90% тех для кого этот язык
родной. Один француз, попытавшись это прочесть, заявил что он предпочтет 6
месяцев каторги, нежели прочесть 6 строк.)


Dearest creature in creation,
Study English pronunciation.
I will teach you in my verse
Sounds like corpse, corps, horse, and worse.
I will keep you, Suzy, busy,
Make your head with heat grow dizzy.
Tear in eye, your dress will tear.
So shall I! Oh hear my prayer.
Just compare heart, beard, and heard,
Dies and diet, lord and word,
Sword and sward, retain and Britain.
(Mind the latter, how it's written.)
Now I surely will not plague you
With such words as plaque and ague.
But be careful how you speak:
Say break and steak, but bleak and streak;
Cloven, oven, how and low,
Script, receipt, show, poem, and toe.
Hear me say, devoid of trickery,
Daughter, laughter, and Terpsichore,
Typhoid, measles, topsails, aisles,
Exiles, similes, and reviles;
Scholar, vicar, and cigar,
Solar, mica, war and far;
One, anemone, Balmoral,
Kitchen, lichen, laundry, laurel;
Gertrude, German, wind and mind,
Scene, Melpomene, mankind.
Billet does not rhyme with ballet,
Bouquet, wallet, mallet, chalet.
Blood and flood are not like food,
Nor is mould like should and would.
Viscous, viscount, load and broad,
Toward, to forward, to reward.
And your pronunciation's OK
When you correctly say croquet,
Rounded, wounded, grieve and sieve,
Friend and fiend, alive and live.
Ivy, privy, famous; clamour
And enamour rhyme with hammer.
River, rival, tomb, bomb, comb,
Doll and roll and some and home.
Stranger does not rhyme with anger,
Neither does devour with clangour.
Souls but foul, haunt but aunt,
Font, front, wont, want, grand, and grant,
Shoes, goes, does. Now first say finger,
And then singer, ginger, linger,
Real, zeal, mauve, gauze, gouge and gauge,
Marriage, foliage, mirage, and age.
Query does not rhyme with very,
Nor does fury sound like bury.
Dost, lost, post and doth, cloth, loth.
Job, nob, bosom, transom, oath.
Though the differences seem little,
We say actual but victual.
Refer does not rhyme with deafer.
Foeffer does, and zephyr, heifer.
Mint, pint, senate and sedate;
Dull, bull, and George ate late.
Scenic, Arabic, Pacific,
Science, conscience, scientific.
Liberty, library, heave and heaven,
Rachel, ache, moustache, eleven.
We say hallowed, but allowed,
People, leopard, towed, but vowed.
Mark the differences, moreover,
Between mover, cover, clover;
Leeches, breeches, wise, precise,
Chalice, but police and lice;
Camel, constable, unstable,
Principle, disciple, label.
Petal, panel, and canal,
Wait, surprise, plait, promise, pal.
Worm and storm, chaise, chaos, chair,
Senator, spectator, mayor.
Tour, but our and succour, four.
Gas, alas, and Arkansas.
Sea, idea, Korea, area,
Psalm, Maria, but malaria.
Youth, south, southern, cleanse and clean.
Doctrine, turpentine, marine.
Compare alien with Italian,
Dandelion and battalion.
Sally with ally, yea, ye,
Eye, I, ay, aye, whey, and key.
Say aver, but ever, fever,
Neither, leisure, skein, deceiver.
Heron, granary, canary.
Crevice and device and aerie.
Face, but preface, not efface.
Phlegm, phlegmatic, ass, glass, bass.
Large, but target, gin, give, verging,
Ought, out, joust and scour, scourging.
Ear, but earn and wear and tear
Do not rhyme with here but ere.
Seven is right, but so is even,
Hyphen, roughen, nephew Stephen,
Monkey, donkey, Turk and jerk,
Ask, grasp, wasp, and cork and work.
Pronunciation (think of Psyche!)
Is a paling stout and spikey?
Won't it make you lose your wits,
Writing groats and saying grits?
It's a dark abyss or tunnel:
Strewn with stones, stowed, solace, gunwale,
Islington and Isle of Wight,
Housewife, verdict and indict.
Finally, which rhymes with enough,
Though, through, plough, or dough, or cough?
Hiccough has the sound of cup.
My advice is to give up!!!

-- B. Shaw



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that was horrible.



tortuga_veloce
04.20.09 - 10:28 pm

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no mami blue.............



AIDS66
04.20.09 - 10:30 pm

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there were like four words in there that i have never heard before and had to guess on the pronunciation.



ruinedbyidiots
04.20.09 - 10:30 pm

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well arent you special.



oodlesofpoodles
04.20.09 - 10:33 pm

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yes. want.



Candy Cane
04.20.09 - 10:34 pm

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i only had to guess three. ha...ha...ha.



NewRBI
04.20.09 - 10:34 pm

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u mad?



ruinedbyidiots
04.20.09 - 10:35 pm

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jk, buddy. i love you for your arrogance, not in spite of it.



tortuga_veloce
04.20.09 - 10:37 pm

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Did you just out yourself?



imachynna
04.20.09 - 10:38 pm

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yeah, u mad.



ruinedbyidiots
04.20.09 - 10:38 pm

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no, u seelly.



tortuga_veloce
04.20.09 - 10:41 pm

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This shit's going up on my wall.



GodLovesUgly
04.20.09 - 10:42 pm

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youre going up on my wall.



tortuga_veloce
04.20.09 - 10:43 pm

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BARCHYOPZ



imachynna
04.20.09 - 10:43 pm

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godlovesugly are you russian ?



HANDBONE
04.20.09 - 10:44 pm

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HANDBONE ARE YOU HUNGRY FOR MEXICAN????



TACOWOLF
04.20.09 - 10:47 pm

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yes. want.

Candy Cane
04.21.09 - 1:34 am

+9



bondink
04.20.09 - 10:50 pm

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Tacowolf? Holy crap.



imachynna
04.20.09 - 10:50 pm

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i give you taco porn





TACOWOLF
04.20.09 - 10:53 pm

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Nah Syoma.

I'll give you a hint, Halloween night, Glendale Blvd... heading north (downhill).


or


TNS.



GodLovesUgly
04.20.09 - 10:53 pm

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that was a terrible night - bad bike accidents. i remember that night.



bondink
04.20.09 - 10:58 pm

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Yes it was. The whole east/west meetup was EPIC tho. like i've never experienced it quite the same way since... but it's all overshadowed by all the accidents later that night.



GodLovesUgly
04.20.09 - 10:59 pm

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i forgot july = godlovesugly

and yes, i loved how there were russian instructions for this...
what they trying to say?



aksendz
04.20.09 - 11:10 pm

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Wow Anton, WOW



imachynna
04.20.09 - 11:13 pm

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wow. that was amazing. i actually giggled and then shat myself.



tortuga_veloce
04.20.09 - 11:19 pm

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"The whole east/west meetup was EPIC tho. like i've never experienced it quite the same way since... "

YES. jonnyboy and i reference this night with just awe - probably, if not the best, then a close 2nd as my most favorite ride i have ever been on. epic indeed.

i just went back there for a moment. thanks.



bondink
04.20.09 - 11:19 pm

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yeah, that was the first coming of voltron. he he.

i really loved that ride. one of the best of last year top 3 fer sure.



GodLovesUgly
04.20.09 - 11:21 pm

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haterz
sorry july
where is ma job



aksendz
04.20.09 - 11:22 pm

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I kiss the girls that speak Marcuse.
I kiss the boys that speak Foucault.
I love the kids that know Adorno
and snub their nose at kids who don't.
I make love in theory and touch myself in practise.
What's good for the posture is good for the pose.
Who let the Tigers out to kill all the lovers?



ruinedbyidiots
04.20.09 - 11:22 pm

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So I think we have all learned that what girls want is for fake accounts to get outted and out themselves on a thread.



imachynna
04.20.09 - 11:22 pm

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im tyler.



oodlesofpoodles
04.20.09 - 11:28 pm

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I'm Ian.



GodLovesUgly
04.20.09 - 11:28 pm

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I'm caca.



imachynna
04.20.09 - 11:29 pm

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my name is oodles and im a dawg.
i ride fixed gear through rain and fog.
to bike L.A. is such a treat
just like the wishbones i love to eat.



oodlesofpoodles
04.20.09 - 11:31 pm

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imachynna.



tortuga_veloce
04.20.09 - 11:31 pm

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to take from Ace Ventura... you're She-Caca!!



GodLovesUgly
04.20.09 - 11:36 pm

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That sounded like something Bentstrider would say. Maybe it was the exclamation points.


YOU MUST BE BENTSTRIDER



imachynna
04.20.09 - 11:48 pm

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I'm Spartacus.



katiepoche
04.21.09 - 12:56 am

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I couldn't begin to tell you how melpomene is pronounced, but the rest of them aren't difficult. Would anybody like to fuck?



PC
04.21.09 - 1:23 am

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ague is pronounced "egg you"
Terpsichore is pronounced "Terp sick ory" ory like the end of story.
Melpomene is pronounced "Mel pom eni" damn Greek words. The first e is short the second e is pronounced like the double e on the end of Yankee.



skd
04.21.09 - 8:42 am

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@ skd:

winning points with all that knowledge. but can you say it - in the poem - without jumbling up the smaller, easier, everyday words? lolz..

tricky.



bondink
04.21.09 - 9:03 am

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ME FAIL ENGLISH? THAT'S UMPOSSIBLE!



BICYKILLER
04.21.09 - 9:04 am

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@bondink,
That is the key. Being able to speak the words in a manner that is flowing, unobtrusive and poetic. I probably need to practice reading it out loud for a while. It's not easy. All those tricky words with Greek and Latin origins.



skd
04.21.09 - 9:09 am

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@ skd:

ahahaha! it takes a lot to impress us girls in "the scene" - well.. maybe not all of us.



bondink
04.21.09 - 9:12 am

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who needs those bougie rida girlzz



snowcone
04.21.09 - 9:25 am

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yo yo yo ROTW,




And yes, but not you!

I was really bummed "succour" isn't an erotic word. Sure the hell looks erotic!



User1
04.21.09 - 9:48 am

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i like that poem



meow
04.21.09 - 10:07 am

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@user1

if you ask me, your leg looks pretty erotic.



oodlesofpoodles
04.21.09 - 10:11 am

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OK, so once you get the Greek words figured, the poem is actually a breeze. The trick is to relax and fit your mouf over one word at a time, leaving an audible gap between words as though you were savoring each one's orotundity and meaning. You know, like you're reading a poem or something. The author is not only throwing unfamiliar words at you but also using word order to trip you up on words you already know or could easily guess. Frustrate his efforts by taking your time.



PC
04.21.09 - 2:11 pm

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First of all, it's Ukrainian... not Greek.
And I can read that... so really... it's no big deal at all.
I WIN!
Where are my dodgers tickets?



canadienne
04.21.09 - 2:48 pm

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"OK, so once you get the Greek words figured, the poem is actually a breeze. The trick is to relax and fit your mouf over one word at a time, leaving an audible gap between words as though you were savoring each one's orotundity and meaning. You know, like you're reading a poem or something. The author is not only throwing unfamiliar words at you but also using word order to trip you up on words you already know or could easily guess. Frustrate his efforts by taking your time."

^
l
l
l

THAT'S WHAT HE SAID.



bondink
04.21.09 - 3:35 pm

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Melpomene and Terpsichore are Ukrainian? Maybe in Canada.



PC
04.21.09 - 7:12 pm

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oh those words... yeah.... damn. It's a good thing baseball is poo.



canadienne
04.21.09 - 7:40 pm

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THERES A FUCKING TACOWOLF NOW TOO



HANDBONE
04.21.09 - 7:41 pm

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If anything,

Y'all a bunch of fucking CLOWNS!!!!!



And I'm eating your tears.



bentstrider
04.21.09 - 7:45 pm

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PC: 1 CDN: 0



PC
04.21.09 - 8:02 pm

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USA: FTW



PC
04.21.09 - 8:03 pm

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...what the girls really want is for men to be childishly unsportsmanlike when "winning" minor online debates. I read that on some forum.



PC
04.21.09 - 8:05 pm

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Maybe that's what the girls want, but the women I know want something altogether different.



katiepoche
04.21.09 - 11:38 pm

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I just want someone to do the dishes.



la duderina
04.21.09 - 11:47 pm

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I just want people to not think I'm batshit crazy... see, on my computer at work, the second paragraph is written in perfect Ukrainian, but on my computer at home it's a bunch of gibberish and blank spaces. So... umm...

uhh...

UNIVERSAL HEALTHCARE



canadienne
04.21.09 - 11:51 pm

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I like than an Orchid song was posted here



monovsstereo
04.22.09 - 4:42 pm

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"...what the girls really want is for men to be childishly unsportsmanlike when "winning" minor online debates. I read that on some forum."

haha, forreal.



azn invazn
04.22.09 - 6:48 pm

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"And I know what ladies like
Need a man that's polite, listens and takes advice
I could be all three, plus I can lay the pipe"


or if we could just learn to lower that toilet lid. um, yeah.



GodLovesUgly
04.22.09 - 7:40 pm

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I want someone to send me photos of their poop.



imachynna
04.22.09 - 7:47 pm

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I'm on it, said the fly.



GodLovesUgly
04.22.09 - 7:50 pm

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so, what happened with the fair maiden at the kebab stand?



Candy Cane
04.22.09 - 7:51 pm

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:(

I saw her when we took the blankets over to your place... but I'm sure she thought we were bums rushing to find a place to sleep or something. I'm working on a mixtape for her (wanna help me out?) she was playing music from cds I'm assuming she made herself.

It's a better idea than buying 2 meals as she will most likely be working.






GodLovesUgly
04.22.09 - 7:55 pm

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I've already drawn the cover... just want to pick a right mixture of songs, taking into consideration her personality as well as keeping in mind the little store.



GodLovesUgly
04.22.09 - 8:00 pm

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three mile pilots cover of brian enos "by this river" should be on there.



ruinedbyidiots
04.22.09 - 8:08 pm

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Daft Punk Is Playing At My House



imachynna
04.22.09 - 8:09 pm

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the raincoats' cover of "lola" should be on there too.

hahaha. imjusplayin!



coldcut
04.22.09 - 10:46 pm

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sarah i need help with this. you and chynna got final say goddamit.

ps. i havent said fuck or fucked or fucking in the last 5 days.



GodLovesUgly
04.23.09 - 12:03 am

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I already said DPIPAMH. Remember she was all spunky and dancing outside? But she also liked that French veranda shit. Here, let ME make the mixtape, and you can give it to her. Put some of that Cuban shit in there too and mix a little uhh alt 80's and some cheesy good 90's and end with a classic BSS or MM or AF.



imachynna
04.23.09 - 12:08 am

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broken social scene, modest mouse, and.........agnostic front?



ruinedbyidiots
04.23.09 - 12:24 am

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Wow.



imachynna
04.23.09 - 12:25 am

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VICTIM IN PAIN



ruinedbyidiots
04.23.09 - 12:26 am

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these are my fav 3 bands and you got 2 more correctly.

the last was arcade fire. i know... you can't do them a disservice calling them AF.

i honestly thought it was a typo for AFI (blah!)



GodLovesUgly
04.23.09 - 12:26 am

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I am too predictable. Gotta start listening to some hipster music or something, so people can be like, "Really? Wow, you actually like this bullshit?" And I can be like, "Yeah, at least I don't listen to Broken Social Scene and Modest Mouse and am not all predictable like you trying to sound all funny and cool on the internet, cause your jokes are lame. Trying to sound all smart and shit making a mixtape sound like a cocktail."



imachynna
04.23.09 - 12:29 am

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I need to go to sleep.



imachynna
04.23.09 - 12:29 am

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oh, those silly canadians!



ruinedbyidiots
04.23.09 - 12:29 am

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do mea favo r... wi pe y our assw hile yo ure at it.

bwhahahaha





GodLovesUgly
04.23.09 - 12:30 am

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ps. i havent said fuck or fucked or fucking in the last 5 days.

GodLovesUgly
04.23.09 - 3:03 am


verbally, no. but mentally you have.



coldcut
04.23.09 - 12:30 am

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anyway, i was dead serious about the brian eno song.




ruinedbyidiots
04.23.09 - 12:30 am

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chynna doesn't like my music : (

it's totally not those groups either.






coldcut
04.23.09 - 12:31 am

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thanks Tyler. I will definitely put it on the mixtape.






GodLovesUgly
04.23.09 - 12:32 am

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I'm going to wipe your ass with a 2x2 unsanded and covered in rusty nails.



imachynna
04.23.09 - 12:32 am

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or this over the top garbage

WATCH IT FROM START TO FINISH



ruinedbyidiots
04.23.09 - 12:32 am

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that would be welcomed.

i have been wiping with nothing but old 1945 fighter plane scrap metal for the last few days.

lets duuueeee eeett.

what time is the ride?



GodLovesUgly
04.23.09 - 12:33 am

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chynna doesn't like my music : (

it's totally not those groups either.




coldcut
04.23.09 - 3:31 am


No, but I love your pre-cut instant gratification!



imachynna
04.23.09 - 12:34 am

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sorry rbi... that was much more over the top that i had previously imagined.

jeeeeez.



GodLovesUgly
04.23.09 - 12:35 am

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Time of the ride? When you're sleeping, so I get you good. Nice and clean.



imachynna
04.23.09 - 12:36 am

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"destroying a grand piano with a hatchet in the middle of a river - because someone shot dimebag? uhhhhh yeah, ok zakk, whatever you say!"



ruinedbyidiots
04.23.09 - 12:36 am

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you're a sick fuck.


ouch.


lets change the ride to start on the wessside yeah? ok. duueeeee eeettt.



GodLovesUgly
04.23.09 - 12:37 am

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No, but I love your pre-cut instant gratification!

imachynna
04.23.09 - 3:34 am


yay.



coldcut
04.23.09 - 12:37 am

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OR WHET



imachynna
04.23.09 - 12:37 am

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arrrghhh....

it's... or whheeehhh



GodLovesUgly
04.23.09 - 12:38 am

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ruinedbyidiots
04.23.09 - 12:38 am

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OR WHEH!



imachynna
04.23.09 - 12:38 am

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i prefer this one by the bhp:



altho i love your suggestion.



GodLovesUgly
04.23.09 - 12:39 am

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that song always sounded like cantina music to me.



ruinedbyidiots
04.23.09 - 12:40 am

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it sounds gypsy-ish to me.
keep em coming.

keep in mind... bubbly personality with substance so keep that poppy shit out...
and she works at a downtown little "shop around the corner" type business that is really quaint and somewhat romantic.



GodLovesUgly
04.23.09 - 12:41 am

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(lyrically fitting, but maybe not musically?)




ruinedbyidiots
04.23.09 - 12:43 am

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hmmm... i think this would be a perfect fit it were just for her. i like this. it has an edge to it.



GodLovesUgly
04.23.09 - 12:44 am

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maybe tell her that you want to be her superman?



ruinedbyidiots
04.23.09 - 12:48 am

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too blatant.

i want that rico suave shit that says... i made this mixtape with you in mind..



GodLovesUgly
04.23.09 - 12:51 am

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nvm. that song is perfect!! thank you!!



GodLovesUgly
04.23.09 - 12:52 am

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imachynna
04.23.09 - 12:55 am

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so dirty.



also



and last but not least



ok maybe not the last one.



ruinedbyidiots
04.23.09 - 12:59 am

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my friend chris used to put this song on mixes for girls "just to see if they could hang." depending on who she is it could blow up in your face or blow up in her face. ha ha ha!



ruinedbyidiots
04.23.09 - 1:05 am

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hnmm.. remind me of BLACK CAT MUSIC... but a bit more edgy.


only shit i could find of theirs:




they're much better than this.



GodLovesUgly
04.23.09 - 1:10 am

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imachynna
04.23.09 - 1:12 am

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that black cat music stuff sounds like british sea power, which is like a moz for a new generation or something. it immediately made me think of black cat #13, which sound like none of that stuff. think broken keyboards, horizontal striped shirts, and cocaine.



ruinedbyidiots
04.23.09 - 1:17 am

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man, someone get me a job at a record store.



ruinedbyidiots
04.23.09 - 1:17 am

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whoever black cat whatever is, whatever that video was, was terrible. couldn't get through a minute of it. that guy just wants to look like moz.



imachynna
04.23.09 - 1:20 am

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i can see you at an "empire records" type establishment.

you know what you have to do.... now due eeett..
thanks for the recommendations.


chynna... that miguelito shit... garbage.
the albert hammond... i can dig. not sure i want to put it on there. but i dig it. (crate diggin ride coming up? ooooh, now that's an idea)






GodLovesUgly
04.23.09 - 1:20 am

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have you ever been to rockaway records? i'd like to see you working there.



imachynna
04.23.09 - 1:21 am

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again... that's the only video i could find. they have much better stuff. trust. chynna... you know my taste.

i hate that song.. but it's all i could find.






GodLovesUgly
04.23.09 - 1:21 am

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is rockaway records still there? across from the red lion on glendale?


shit.


thats my pops old favorite hang out.



GodLovesUgly
04.23.09 - 1:22 am

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HEIL MIGUELITO



imachynna
04.23.09 - 1:23 am

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yeah it's still there. much much smaller though. my dad used to buy a lot of shit there too



imachynna
04.23.09 - 1:23 am

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the only record stores in la ive been to are amoeba, headline, atomic, and vacation. atomic rules because i got a first press black flag - nervous breakdown 7" for $5.



ruinedbyidiots
04.23.09 - 1:23 am

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the only thing thats across from the red lion is the cha cha.



ruinedbyidiots
04.23.09 - 1:24 am

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pops FTW!!!



GodLovesUgly
04.23.09 - 1:24 am

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no, it's the building adjacent or after the cha-cha heading "up" on glendale... there's a tattoo parlor in the back too if i'm not mistaken.

rockaway used to take up the entire front building space and then some.



GodLovesUgly
04.23.09 - 1:26 am

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I don't think the tattoo place is there anymore, but I could be wrong if they put in a new one



imachynna
04.23.09 - 1:27 am

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i need to pay more attention to that stretch the next time im in the neighborhood then. all i know of is the cha cha, the red lion, and panty raid.



ruinedbyidiots
04.23.09 - 1:27 am

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Don't forget Ghettogloss!



imachynna
04.23.09 - 1:28 am

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GHETTOGLOSS... CHYNNA GOT AN EXHIBIT THERE.

IMACHYNNA SYNDROME 3 FINAL DESTINATION? EH EH EH??



GodLovesUgly
04.23.09 - 1:29 am

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don't post ideas in forums!



imachynna
04.23.09 - 1:31 am

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go to sleep?



GodLovesUgly
04.23.09 - 1:33 am

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GodLovesSleep
Sleep Cane
imasleep
Cold Sleep
Ruined By Sleep



imachynna
04.23.09 - 1:35 am

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Here she comes a ridin
Well burning down the street.
Here she comes a fucking the boy,
Hear the New York street

Cuz I want some pussy,
Yeah yeah yeah yeah.
From a back bitch
well on a big bike,
big bike yeah.

He is feelin' nasty,
She is feelin' nice tonight.
Hey baby, well, I want to cool you down.
I need something tonight

Cuz I want some pussy,
Yeah yeah yeah yeah.
From a back bitch
On a big bike,
Big bike yeah.

Here she comes a ridin
Well burning down the street.
Here she comes a fucking the feet boy,
Hear the New York street

Cuz I want some pussy,
Yeah yeah yeah yeah.
From a back bitch (mmm)
On a big bike,
Big bike....
Big bike.
Whose the?

Yes you think it wide?
Yes you,
Yes you,
Yes you CK...
*Yeah*




ruinedbyidiots
04.23.09 - 1:36 am

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i can't sleep!

i have to be up in less than 4 hours. : '(



coldcut
04.23.09 - 1:38 am

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i applaud you Chynna.... i liked that.



GodLovesUgly
04.23.09 - 1:38 am

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so has a mixtape ever gotten any of you laid?



coldcut
04.23.09 - 1:39 am

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i just didnt like how you were subconsciously trying to make us want to go to sleep by including the word in every sn.

sneaky.

she's all growns up.



GodLovesUgly
04.23.09 - 1:40 am

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I might fall asleep on the keyboard



imachynna
04.23.09 - 1:40 am

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IT HAS!!!

WITH A COVER AND ALL.

TRUST... I ONCE MADE A 6 PART MIXTAPE... AND IT WORKED.



GodLovesUgly
04.23.09 - 1:41 am

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do you get up to flip the record over during sex? or does the needles just hang out in the runoff groove until the deed is done.
this is assuming that your turntables dont have an autoreturn tone arm.



ruinedbyidiots
04.23.09 - 1:42 am

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damn, 6 parts. fuck yeah.

i don't think i've ever made a mixtape for a girl. why????



coldcut
04.23.09 - 1:43 am

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when i say mixtape... i usually mean cassettes. that's how i used to do em. maxwells.

no need to change them.. they'd switch over to the next side.



GodLovesUgly
04.23.09 - 1:43 am

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FEAR OF SLEEEEEEP



imachynna
04.23.09 - 1:45 am

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is it live....or memorex?



ruinedbyidiots
04.23.09 - 1:45 am

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ooohhh... that mixtape says it all. it SAID it all. everything i couldnt or didnt have time to in those first few moments... it took care of that. guarantee.



GodLovesUgly
04.23.09 - 1:45 am

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i've succumbed... goodnight.



coldcut
04.23.09 - 1:46 am

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i have the memorex. the lives were the newer ones but i found they wouldnt last as long. especially if you kept them in the tape deck of you car for extended periods of time.



GodLovesUgly
04.23.09 - 1:47 am

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it's amazing how much love you'll get if you take the time to put it on a cassette as opposed to a cd.





GodLovesUgly
04.23.09 - 1:48 am

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the art of mixtaping is weird. music to me is personal, and while a song might mean a lot to me, it might mean something else to the other person, and it might not get the same response. ive made mixes for people who i had no interest in romantically, and there would be songs on there that could be construed as lovey dovey, and i would put something else in its place because i didnt want to send the wrong message.

im weird.



ruinedbyidiots
04.23.09 - 1:49 am

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it's amazing how much love you'll get if you take the time to put it on a cassette as opposed to a cd.

+1!
but not everyone has a tape deck now. its sad.



ruinedbyidiots
04.23.09 - 1:51 am

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which is why the art of the mixtape is sooooo underrated.





GodLovesUgly
04.23.09 - 1:53 am

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true.

but if you make it...

they will find a way. it's part of that allure.



GodLovesUgly
04.23.09 - 1:54 am

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and again... this is one of the main reasons i make cover art... in case some of the songs fall short, this can kinda make up for it.

again... it shows you've taken the time on it... and consequently/invariably will do the same for that person and their being.



GodLovesUgly
04.23.09 - 1:56 am

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Why do your eyes paralyze me?
What makes me feel this way?
Carry me away with silence and heartbeats as rapid
Thinking about your embrace
And how it makes me feel
I just want to feel this way forever
Sleep on portraits painted as perfect as you
Why have I been given the chance to fly
When I'm not with you I feel lesser alone
Why have I been given the chance to fly, away?
I remember your face imprinted on angels
Your voice as beautiful as the sounds of waves
Crashing against my heart
Time slows down when you look at me
I'm infatuated with this / infatuated with you
I remember your face imprinted on angels
It's so hard for me to understand
Why I hadn't found you before
Don’t dull away,
Hold my hand




ruinedbyidiots
04.23.09 - 1:56 am

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i want to start a site... where people can make and upload their mixtapes... and lazy fucks can go and purchase them at cheap rates (or even dl for free... dependin on the sponsorship)


imagine... you just met a girl. want that perfect mixtape, but you dont know jack shit about music or her tastes. but there's a site that has ratings and little narratives about what the mixtape is all about and you can use it.

MIXTAPE JUNKIE . COM.



GodLovesUgly
04.23.09 - 2:00 am

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Lazy Lady's fortune's up
Ah, she's gettin' out of hand
Took three years to find her out
That I couldn't ever be her man
Yea, she spit in my face
And I threw her out
She didn't even give a damn
And not too long when she starts to play
I think she'll start to understand
She's such a lovely lady
Yea, don't look lady, I won't be around
I ain't the kind for a second chance
Well, I could wander down the alley for a two-bit tramp
But I can't dig a hooker's romance
I thought it was fine 'bout the very first time
You're quite a mystical chick
But the most of our luck
Ran the ace of spades
Lady now you turn me sick
Get home!
Lazy Lady's growing old
She's twenty but she acts like ten
And when I look back on all the good times we had
I hope I never see her again
But now lady was coy
She came running back
She had a new trick up her sleeve
She bought the whole block that I'ma livin' on
Now she says she wants me to leave
She's such a lovely lady!




ruinedbyidiots
04.23.09 - 2:01 am

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God, it's really true. There is no social phenomenon in this world so genuine and sweet that some prick can't cheapen it with a Web 2.0 app.



PC
04.23.09 - 2:26 am

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I quit life. Goodbye.



PC
04.23.09 - 2:29 am

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I'm not really calling you a prick, but I'll seriously kill myself if you do this.



PC
04.23.09 - 2:31 am

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I've seen it done already. I'll find the url...



imachynna
04.23.09 - 2:39 am

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If you find the url, I'll kill myself.



PC
04.23.09 - 2:45 am

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HANDBONE
04.23.09 - 2:47 am

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Also, they made these weird usb flash drive in a mix tape devices...




imachynna
04.23.09 - 2:47 am

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oops thot was the music thread : cus of chynnas posts



HANDBONE
04.23.09 - 2:48 am

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I found the url, but I don't want you to kill yourself...



imachynna
04.23.09 - 2:52 am

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Well, I won't post the url, but here's a url of a website that has "tips" on making a "good" mixtape.
http://www.esquire.com/the-side/music/mixtape-052107



imachynna
04.23.09 - 2:57 am

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I've seen that site Chynna... and it's nothing to brag about.

Again, the art of making a good mixtape is not with everyone.
I think I'ma go buy me some blank tapes (they still sell those, right?)



GodLovesUgly
04.23.09 - 6:55 am

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You can find blank mixtapes at those cheap little 99cent stores. I also have some if you want a few.



imachynna
04.23.09 - 10:33 am

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