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We will be rotating the start point of C.R.A.N.K MOB due to it's massive balls. 1950 Sawtelle is a jock strap or bra 3 sizes too small.
FOR THIS MONTH:
GANG WARZ has 4 starting points. Take your pick. Each start will leave at 10pm SHARP towards the battle ground at PAN PACIFIC PARK where we will fight with FUN, be accompanied by LIVE BAND(S) and converge to take over Hollywood and Sunset Strips!
STARTING POINTS: Westside-
....Westwood Park parking lot
....C.R.A.N.K. MOB park
....Tangs Donut (sunset and fountain)
Arrive with your gang! Dress how you want! Say what you want! Do what you want!
Keep your theme constant throughout your GANG.
Need examples? LOST BOYZ, WARRIORS, HENCHMEN, PIRATES, SPANDEX NINJAS etc.
Prepare for GANG WARZ!!
BRING ANY OR ALL OF THE FOLLOWING!!
or anything else you can beat people with that won't break an arm.
AND A DANCE PARTY!!!!!!
THE TEN CRANKMOBMENTS
1. HAVE FUN - That's is why we're here! Let's make sure that we can keep having fun by paying attention to the rest of these points.
2. BE SAFE - We don't want anyone to get hurt, that includes you. If you or your bike are in no condition to ride, don't ride.
3. BE RESPECTFUL - Respect the people around you and be aware of what you're doing. Respect yourself and don't get hurt. Respect the places we go to so that we can come back next month.
4. BE RESPONSIBLE - Your actions have
consequences. They also reflect on the entire group so please be smart. If you spot anyone being unsafe or disrespectful, call them out on it.
5. COMMUNICATE - Call out hazards in the >road. Call out the next turn. Call out if you're slowing, stopping or starting to go. Call out everything.
6. PASS IT ON - If you hear someone calling something out, repeat it to make sure everyone hears.
7. LEAVE NO TRACE - Clean up your litter. Let's leave this place like we were never here.
8. HOLD YOUR LINE - Watch where you're going and don't weave recklessly through the crowd. If you need to stop, slowly make your way to the right side of the road where stopping is safe.
9. STAY RIGHT - Leave the left lane open for passing cars. Please don't ride into oncoming traffic.
10. SLOW DOWN - The party is right here, not up there somewhere. Stay with us and follow the ride leaders. They know where we're going.
11. HAVE F.U.N. - Cuz it's worth saying twice!
We Ride on this ride.
We Drink on this ride.
We Smoke on this ride.
We Impregnate on this ride.
We PARTY TIME on this ride.
We DANCE PARTY on this ride.
We MAKE IT HAPPEN on this ride.
So Bring It.
WHAT TIME IS IT!??!?!
When i say C.R.A.N.K.!!!!
You say MOB!!!!
Remember that YOU ARE THE MOB! YOU BRING THE FUN!
February's record Facebook Confirmed Guests: 527
Feb's C.R.A.N.K. MOB had about 700 riders
Do not go in front of the ride leaders or you will get lost!
When towards the front, assume that the ride will stop at every Red Light! Sometimes we have to in order to regroup! The leader will call out "ROLLING" or "STOPPING" to signal the group.
If someone is doing something unsafe, CALL THEM OUT!!! We have to police ourselves in order to keep this a fun and safe ride!
No weaving through the crowd. Call out "on your left/right" when passing.
NEVER ride on the opposite side of the street.
******If you attempt to steal,******
****be prepared to be tackled*****
**AND TURNED INTO THE POLICE**
Thank you to those who have donated towards covering the cost of Spoke Cards and the stolen items from ALBERTSONS last month!! You are the TRUE heroes of the ride!
Want to have a say in the music on C.R.A.N.K. MOB??
Upload here! Just create folder with your name on it.
me and my band of long beach pirates will attend and squash the scallywags..
on another note, i met some 14 year old kids on fixed gears who said they will be at their first crank mob this week.. i think i might have sacared them a little, cause of my drunkness on a tuesday, but fuck it their down. yaaaay son.