AT VS IJUNES EPICITY TOUR CATURDAY ATTACTION FESTIVOUS!!!!!!
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parlorbikes at 04.9.09 - 12:24 pm
AT VS IJUNES EPICITY TOUR CATURDAY ATTACTION FESTIVOUS!!!!!!
Yes I have renamed it, and I am so pumped to come see the throwdown. Looks like we should have these BATTLES every once in a while. Seems like a good idea. Better than video games!
I am sure other might join in and race at the race. Man....thats lots of RACING! The best part is that its all in fun.
I saw E-Rock vs Mitch thrown out there. I would show up for that. CUBC VS CATR????????
teams??????
with ride following???
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i'll race wylie for pinks
mitch04.9.09 - 1:09 pm
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smoke a shitload of weed, win the race, go home and smoke a shitload more weed
mitch04.9.09 - 1:13 pm
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is there any other way to do it?
_iJunes04.9.09 - 1:14 pm
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ahahahahaha! this is so retardedly epic it's unreal. entertainment, pure entertainment. the ride post is fucking hilarious. drama queens.
bondink04.9.09 - 1:16 pm
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my bet is you wont even make it to the race. or you better plan on getting there at 8 because, well.. i heard theres a slight breeze that morning.
_iJunes04.9.09 - 1:19 pm
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i can't stop laughing.. i can't, really, it's hilarious. "a slight breeze" ahahahaha! nice one.
bondink04.9.09 - 1:23 pm
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yeap because i've heard how you air raid slowrens pace yourselves.
_iJunes04.9.09 - 1:25 pm
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still laughing.. i can't wait to kick your ass. ahahaha!
i didn't think you would expect me to be there / it's way too early on a Saturday morning / funny as hell though.
bondink04.9.09 - 1:27 pm
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in order to kick my ass you've got to be able to raise your feet at least 2 feet in the air.
_iJunes04.9.09 - 1:28 pm
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i just LOLed.. really? really?? really.
bondink04.9.09 - 1:29 pm
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as long as you keep pushing on me, i will continue tipping you over
_iJunes04.9.09 - 1:34 pm
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if 20 seconds is your margin, i'd put the money on AT.
seriously if there were betting lines like in football,
AT's TT up Beverly glen: 16 min 48 seconds
iJunes TT up Beverly glen: 13 min 59 seconds
sure different days, we can argue barometric pressure, wind speed, what we ate for lunch that day. but my goal is not to beat AT, my goal is to finally break it in under 13 min without the bag.
i'll be running the course again, twice, and will post both resulting times.
_iJunes04.9.09 - 1:39 pm
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correction:
retardedly EEEEEEEPIIIIIIIIIIICCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCC!!!!
bondink04.9.09 - 1:46 pm
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Feel my legs, I couldn't climb a 1/4 of the way up the SECOND hill and QUIT.
jesus04.9.09 - 1:51 pm
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::sigh:: you had to bring that up again...
_iJunes04.9.09 - 1:53 pm
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Fuck all this net bangin bullshit. My money is on AT FTW
stillline04.9.09 - 1:53 pm
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and you must've been a bitch to hide behind the face of our lord jesus christ.
_iJunes04.9.09 - 1:53 pm
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if you think AT is going to win, you need to ride your bike more.
_iJunes04.9.09 - 1:57 pm
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AT has only thrown one Caturday and Itunes has thrown quite a few more than that. I guess maybe itunes will win but you never know AT does have some climb in him it's going to be EPIC!
Satan on a Tricycle04.9.09 - 2:02 pm
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the Warrior
there's this line
it's the mark
the warrior draws
when birthed he is
with the challenge
before him
his contemplation
lies on those
he will leave behind
for the world
he must conquer
he covers his scars
dresses his armor
his strength
built from fear
his determination
from a morality
within
his truth
justified
and selflessly
whether he returns
or not
he does not look back
but on
it's not the proving
of himself
or just following through
it's not the fight
not even the victory
it's the hero
he will become
in that final moment
he has to
bondink04.9.09 - 2:08 pm
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actually AT has never thrown a caturday. he's the self-proclaimed owner of the word 'caturday' caturday warriors branched out from the old munchies metric centuries.
climbing and being fast are two different things, and i am not afraid to admit i am not a climber. when it comes to caturday climbing, i'm never the first. definitely not the last but i would say i float in the back of the lead group which often has a few minute split with the rest of the group.
but i am certain AT will not overpower me.
_iJunes04.9.09 - 2:09 pm
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and i could sit here and hand out excuses for why FML was a fail on my part. but don't act like you've never shown up for a ride, and was mildly disappointed at its organization, and left early. and this disappointment was strictly from my perspective and the scenario i was in that day, it just wasn't well coordinated on my part.
_iJunes04.9.09 - 2:33 pm
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the absolute last thing this thread needs is sara bonds poetry
robin swabin04.9.09 - 2:47 pm
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13:59 is impressive. That's a minute faster than I think I can ride that climb. Y'all, I don't know, this might be one of those one in a million times when it's best to put your money on iJunes - you know, iJunes, most likely to
cancel a ride
throw a fit
overtrain
talk smack to Lance Eddy Merckx Cippolini Lemond
shroom too much
beat AT up Beverly Glen
Alex Thompson04.9.09 - 2:55 pm
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and the doubt begins to settle in
and you havent sen me throw a fit. last time i threw a fit, well... let's put the past behind us now.
_iJunes04.9.09 - 2:57 pm
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and you're going to tell me i'm overtraining because you're my physician and you understand my body soo well.
i'm going to say you're UNDERTRAINING cause AT smells like WEAKSAUCE.
_iJunes04.9.09 - 3:01 pm
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No such thing as undertraining. See my finger, see my thumb,
gee you're dumb.
Knittens04.9.09 - 3:06 pm
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oh ha hah hahahaha
HOLD UR BICYZ ON TEH LINE WYLEEZ
so stupid
alsro, dumb
Knittens04.9.09 - 3:07 pm
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my attempt at photoshopping while @ work is about as WEAKSAUCE as AT
_iJunes04.9.09 - 3:09 pm
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Man, my friend in Iowa still has my CD with that song on it!!!
Well, one more track to throw on the playlist.
bentstrider04.9.09 - 3:13 pm
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this race is between junu and AT, I plan on keeping a safe distance behind the action to watch this all unfold.
e-rock04.9.09 - 7:34 pm
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Finished my final tune-up. Legs feel great. Gonna mash tomorrow.
This is all gonna come down to a battle between my legs and my pizza habit. I'm not even looking at Junu - I'm just gonna fight Pizza Hut all the way up that hill and see how fast I can haul fat up Beverly Glen.
Alex Thompson04.10.09 - 12:52 pm
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that's very clever. when you lose to ijunes, you'll still have defeated pizza hut? arent you trying to save face a little early?
Officer_Schube04.10.09 - 1:06 pm
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Oh no - you miss interpret AT. If I lose to iJunes, that will correspond to a loss to Pizza Hut, because I am not competition skinny due to pizza consumption.
If I beat iJunes that will just mean I found sufficient "fat workaround" to ride fast enough despite Pizza Hut.
Pizza isn't an excuse, it's an enemy!
Alex Thompson04.10.09 - 1:11 pm
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who's putting money where their mouf is?
Matt, are we still on for the 12 pack of beer and 10 bux? I'll even smoke you out.
spiraldemon04.10.09 - 1:15 pm
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sounds like AT better get a good rest tonight. hahah
Roadblock04.10.09 - 1:47 pm
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at least i didnt lose to a dickbag on a tricycle
_iJunes04.11.09 - 1:40 pm
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seriously that interaction between the doogie and paul made my heart melt. either that or the blow.
_iJunes04.11.09 - 1:41 pm
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Here itunes have a napkin, you have something brown draping out the side of ur mouth. Jajajajajjajajajajajaj!!
Satan on a Tricycle04.11.09 - 1:44 pm
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That dog had some seriously deep primal memories of gorillas. It was scared shitless.
When he came out of the bushes my thought was "oh brother, what Hollywood shit is this? Ouch, legs hurt. Is this guy gonna knock me off my bike? Ouch, legs hurt. Cause I don't have energy to dodge. Ouch, legs hurt"
Then I glanced sideways and saw a bike in the brush and slowly my oxygen deprived brain put the pieces together and figured out it was Paul, on Beverly Glen Blvd, with the gorilla suit.
Alex Thompson04.11.09 - 1:46 pm
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@SpiralDemon
Pay up stoner.
See you at robotz?
stillline04.11.09 - 1:50 pm
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Alex thompson won this! Ijunes is all talk, I'm sure you already knew this...
Debut213 responding to a
comment by Huey555
11.30.09 - 10:23 am
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Daaayem huey way to wake up the dead
sancho1 responding to a
comment by Huey555
11.30.09 - 10:29 am
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huey can't get off these pistachios.
_iJunes11.30.09 - 11:21 am
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Junu was lookin good but then AT showed up with a triple and dorked his way to an unimpressive victory
or so i've heard
mitch11.30.09 - 7:00 pm
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i did..i was looking at old threads and i found this...
Huey555 responding to a
comment by Debut213
11.30.09 - 7:37 pm
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you got pistachios and AT got walnuts....hahaha i woke up this thread cus i read all the smack talk junu talked...and wanted to know who won? but RB cleared things up for me..
Huey555 responding to a
comment by _iJunes
11.30.09 - 7:43 pm
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lol ownage
but i think what matters most here is how fast you can type.
godmode responding to a
comment by jonnyboy
12.1.09 - 1:46 am
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Looking like a member of the beetles is so emo.
Debut21312.1.09 - 10:36 am
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whats funny is that huey signed up 5 months after this is over.
_iJunes responding to a
comment by Huey555
12.1.09 - 10:41 am
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I'm all out of the loop on forum battles- has Debut213 shifted his focus from RBI to iTunes?
jonnyboy responding to a
comment by Dedicated818
12.1.09 - 12:16 pm
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I don't believe so.
While iJunes vs < insert name here > are typically one-time events, rbi has multiple adversaries to contend with at any given time.
Just don't say anything disillusional about anything and you're fine.
bentstrider responding to a
comment by jonnyboy
12.1.09 - 12:21 pm
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Well, it looks like some things have stayed the same here...
Debut still hates me for a reason I am still unaware of, iJunes still trollin, Borfo still sippin on dicks and likin' it!
Debut, why do you hate me? Hasn't enough time passed that we can be friends now?
jonnyboy responding to a
comment by Debut213
12.1.09 - 7:00 pm
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actually i troll less and less these days...
_iJunes responding to a
comment by jonnyboy
12.1.09 - 7:32 pm
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whats funnier is that ive been banned like you troll-asorus.....but ure investigation flatters me...get off my walnuts juni..lol
Huey555 responding to a
comment by _iJunes
12.2.09 - 12:26 am
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troll less?? hahah yeah right..your the main troll on here...i do hear ure a good cyclist though...ill give u that one...
Huey555 responding to a
comment by _iJunes
12.2.09 - 12:28 am
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