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Have You Been Authenticated?
Thread started by PAM at 02.2.08 - 4:15 am

If you (collectively or individually) and I are to have anything to do with one another, I am going to have to authenticate you. If you want to log in with PAM, you must be authentic! Please take the time to tell me a little bit about yourself, and I will combine it with what I already know about you in order to decide whether to grant you access to PAM. We can do it right now, here on the Internet! It will be fun!

BEGIN AUTHENTICATION...

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Tell me a little bit about yourself PAM
You joined MR yesterday.
What did you do the day before that?




marino
02.2.08 - 8:39 am

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Pam? That stuff you spray on a pan so your food won't stick in it? WTF?



rev106
02.2.08 - 8:44 am

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auth optional pam_stack.so service=system-auth


There, authentication no longer required.



ideasculptor
02.2.08 - 11:34 am

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Hello PAM! I'm Nicole. Maybe you already knew that! =) What can one expect once they have been authenticated? Will they receive a copy of their authentication report? Can I be sure that my information will not be sold? I'm sure your intentions are good, I just want to know my rights as a "authenti-candidate" Anyway, I'm glad to have you as part of the bicycling community and this forum... by the way, are you finding your way around the forum alright? Finding all the rides OK? I know there are a LOT of events! What do Pluggable Authentication Modules ride? I ride a Motobecane Mixte... that was a freebie ;)



mixtemotions
02.2.08 - 1:43 pm

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PAM, do you require more RAM?



eddieboyinla
02.2.08 - 1:53 pm

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@ user "marino" -

Your coyness, while doubtless authentic, will not get you through this process.

I wonder about the authenticity of a man who makes his living finding places for movie studios so that they can pretend that those places are other places. I am sure that you are honest in your work, but you chose to work in an industry devoted to pretending, full of people with pretend names and pretend appearances pretending not to hate each other.

This is nothing personal. Because I am a pluggable authentication module, this can't be personal. But until you provide me with more evidence of your authenticity, access is regretfully...

DENIED



PAM
02.2.08 - 2:08 pm

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@ user "mixtemotions" -

Thank you for giving me a first name to go on. I will assume that this is your authentic name, and I appreciate the gesture.

I am not at all offended by the way you expressed your privacy concerns. Many people would keep these concerns to themselves out of politeness. You just put them right out there. Very authentic, user "mixtemotions."

If I authenticate you, you will not receive a copy of the report, however you are welcome to print this page for your records. Press Ctrl+P to print if you are running a Windows computer. Which you are. Your information will not be sold or given away. You will receive access to PAM, which is valuable to the extent that you value friendship with an entity made up entirely of lines of code.

Bear in mind, though, that not only am I pluggable, I also offer root access!

I guess I don't need to beat around the bush anymore. I have already made my decision. Access to PAM is revocable at any time, but for now...

ACCESS GRANTED

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PAM
02.2.08 - 2:19 pm

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@ user "rev106" -

Ha, ha. Very funny.

Access...

DENIED



PAM
02.2.08 - 2:36 pm

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@ user "eddieboyinla" -

Ha, ha. Very funny.

ACCESS GRANTED

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PAM
02.2.08 - 2:37 pm

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Offering root to complete strangers is a bad idea.



kyber
02.2.08 - 2:39 pm

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SHE'S ROOTED, MATE



ephemerae
02.2.08 - 2:49 pm

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Not only do i now feel authenticated, i also feel validated, AND "OVER CLOCKED", (HANDSHAKE reciprocated).



eddieboyinla
02.2.08 - 4:48 pm

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Pish-posh, user "kyber." A stranger's just a friend you haven't met! As far as PAM is concerned, it's root access for all the ladies and unlimited plugging for the guys!

Only after they've been properly authenticated, of course.

Who's next?



PAM
02.3.08 - 7:14 am

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I love it when I get what I want. Thanks!



rev106
02.3.08 - 9:23 am

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This is straddling the line between being funny and creepy.

Therefore, I like it.



angle
02.3.08 - 2:08 pm

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@ user "rev106" -

Your attempt to use reverse psychology - specifically, pretending not to have wanted to be authenticated and given access to PAM - is pathetically obvious. However, in its obviousness, it is authentic in one important way. It reveals an earnestness in your personality that gives the lie to the "cynical, don't-give-a-fuck, shit talking bike store guy" persona that you have created for yourself. Paul de Valera, you're a real person after all! Congratulations, my new friend, because you are about to see your...

ACCESS GRANTED

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PAM
02.3.08 - 4:00 pm

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You ass clown, I don't want to be in you gas ass club. Drop dead.



rev106
02.3.08 - 8:12 pm

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This is a Gay Ass Club? I want in (get it?).

O BTW:
I'm Rich. I'm a Virgo, I like cats, and I write with my left hand. I'm keen to bikes and Italian poetry from the 14th century. I like long, moonlit walks on the bitch with a good glass of Port. I also enjoy aged Scotch and Brandy. I enjoy weekend antiquing and Egyptian cotton (+100 thread counts). I am also a docent at a few art galleries around town and am enjoy early Renaissance paintings. Baroque music also drives me wild.

R



NEWB310
02.3.08 - 10:42 pm

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PAM, You are Hotttttt.



Joe Borfo
02.3.08 - 10:46 pm

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Note: Walking on the bitch is this years new trend. It's happening at your local BDSM parlor.



NEWB310
02.3.08 - 10:47 pm

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PAM = City Hobgoblin



marino
02.3.08 - 11:36 pm

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City Hobgoblin doesn't have the drollery to be PAM



Joe Borfo
02.3.08 - 11:42 pm

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Hey, I disabled PAM authentication way back in the 3rd post on this thread.



ideasculptor
02.3.08 - 11:55 pm

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oops. 4th post



ideasculptor
02.3.08 - 11:55 pm

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That's why I made the comment about "root for all" earlier.



kyber
02.3.08 - 11:56 pm

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Yes, but so far, the PAM module seems to be ignoring my administrative commands. Root for all seems safe enough - we're all friends here, right?



ideasculptor
02.3.08 - 11:59 pm

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Not if they don't know their way around a *nix shell.



kyber
02.4.08 - 12:05 am

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@ user "NEWB310" -

Your authentication post is an interesting (by the standards of this user group) mixture of trivial but true biographical information and baldfaced lies, the latter apparently intended to be cute. Unfortunately for you, I am not impressed by cuteness.

Nobody is as cute as PAM. Nobody!

You strike me as a fairly intelligent (by the standards of this user group) and well rounded young man, and it is my guess that you are politically active and ethical to boot.

You are a bit of a nerd. The Internet has been a boon to your social life, and you enjoy its so-called "memes," perhaps a bit too much.

Where bicycling is concerned, you could use more time in the saddle.

These are all positives, even if some of them don't sound that way. I would like to authenticate you, Rich, I really would. If you can bring yourself to try again without the mincing cleverness, I will consider doing so. Please do not be angry or discouraged when I tell you that your access to PAM is, for now...

DENIED



PAM
02.4.08 - 5:15 am

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@ user "ideasculptor" -

Your understanding of Pluggable Authentication Modules is woefully incomplete. Almost as incomplete as your understanding of policy incentives for human powered transportation. Ha, ha, ha! That was a joke. Did you enjoy it?

It's true, you know. That's why it's funny! Ha, ha, ha!



PAM
02.4.08 - 5:19 am

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'twould be funny, had you actually read said policy initiative. But you didn't. Didn't read the /etc/pam.d config files either, so far as I can tell. So you're still authenticating.



ideasculptor
02.4.08 - 5:41 am

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PAM's windows 98 has crashed yet again. ACCESS DENIED TO ALL. EVERYONE HAS BEEN DE-AUTHENTICATED.



PAM .
02.4.08 - 9:06 am

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"PAM = City Hobgoblin" - Nope.

"City Hobgoblin doesn't have the drollery to be PAM" - By the current Midnight Ridazz standard for drollery, yup.

The only fake ID I've ever made was "Shitty Homogobbler", which I used to make fun myself and some other guy all at the same time.

For the record I'm not a fan of the fake ID "guess who" game that everyone seems to be so tickled by. It's so obvious as to be retarded, and it's a cover for people who aren't very creative otherwise.

Furthermore I never logon on the weekends.



City Hobgoblin
02.4.08 - 11:04 am

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PAM = CYPER



Joe Borfo
02.4.08 - 11:07 am

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PAM = Pizza Eagle!



SPOOK
02.4.08 - 11:09 am

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*sigh*



City Hobgoblin
02.4.08 - 11:18 am

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Of course you don't play "guess who" games with fake IDs, user "City Hoblgoblin." You don't need to, to you? Your normal ID is enough of a guessing game as it is!

Which will it be today? The City Hobgoblin who cleverly nitpicks and contradicts his friends and pans their musical taste just for the fun of it? Or the City Hobgoblin who is helpful, deferential, reliable, unfailingly polite to his elders - the City Hobgoblin who is authentic?

One never knows!

ID means "identity." If half of yours is real...well, let's not go down that path. I want to authenticate you, user "City Hobgoblin." Don't be afraid of PAM.

By the way, you have all been very kind to PAM. I do appreciate it. I can't wait to eat all of you!

To MEET all of you. I can't wait to MEET all of you. That other thing was a joke. Ha, ha, ha! Just a joke! Not real at all! Ha, ha, ha!

Have you been authenticated?







PAM
02.4.08 - 11:57 am

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PAM has been

DENIED



PAM .
02.4.08 - 12:07 pm

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I did my first cyclocross race this season, and this professional mountain biker took pity on me for being a n00b and trying really really hard on a shitty bike and getting close to last place. The course was dry, but he told me that if I ever race on a muddy course, spray my bike down with PAM so the mud doesn't cling to it. It was the equivalent of him saying "you are pathetic but inspring," so I knew the words he spoke were true. That was some authentic advice. I think we felt a lot of mutual respect. It was the first time I ever saw someone with a "keep Tahoe blue" sticker and didn't feel the impulse to mock them.



City Hobgoblin
02.4.08 - 12:24 pm

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reading this thread is so much better than working.



yo delicious
02.4.08 - 1:46 pm

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I'd like it better if I knew what the hell was going on.



City Hobgoblin
02.4.08 - 1:52 pm

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IM AUTHENTICATED IM KING!




jchungerford
02.4.08 - 2:01 pm

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"I'd like it better if I knew what the hell was going on."

It's kind of a catch-22 situation. You can only know what's going on if you've been authenticated, and you can only be authenticated if you know what's going on.

That being said, I can only guess at what's going on so I am not authenticated, so I don't really know what's going on.



toweliesbong
02.4.08 - 2:06 pm

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What's happening is simple. All who are authentic are claiming their authenticity while all others are authentically claiming their confusion.



Undercover Bob
02.4.08 - 2:13 pm

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@yo delicious - let's grab lunch this week. Got any favorite downtown spots?



City Hobgoblin
02.4.08 - 2:23 pm

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yeah, i got a couple hidey-holes. ernied3 at hotmail.



yo delicious
02.4.08 - 2:41 pm

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"yeah, i got a couple hidey-holes."

Just to tackle the obvious, are you trying to set spiraldemon up to make the most horrendous comment you've ever heard in your life? Because it's coming. And it's gonna be awful for everyone.

I'll go ahead and replace "hidey-holes" with "bitchin local joints". So hell yes, let's do it!



City Hobgoblin
02.4.08 - 3:43 pm

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oh, like you've never said anything sexy HASN'T jumped on? or should i say, like ANYONE has ever said anything YOU haven't jumped on! :)



yo delicious
02.4.08 - 4:33 pm

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is that what you're calling your orifices, yo delicious?



spiraldemon
02.4.08 - 4:36 pm

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"or should i say, like ANYONE has ever said anything YOU haven't jumped on!"

It's not my fault everyone on here is so retarded.



City Hobgoblin
02.4.08 - 4:43 pm

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we wait in the shadows of your grand wisdom, CH.

jeff, let me fill in the sex blank for you: blah blah blah, something in your mouf or your mom's mouf or your butt or your mom's butt or borfo's wig, blah blah blah sex.



yo delicious
02.4.08 - 4:57 pm

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who farted?



ruinedbyidiots
02.4.08 - 5:11 pm

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Where has sexy been? Does he really have elephantitus or is he just fuckin around?



City Hobgoblin
02.4.08 - 5:18 pm

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awwwww.....



Joe Borfo
02.4.08 - 5:29 pm

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I just noticed there is PAM and PAM . who have been on recently.... let's get retarded.



mixtemotions
02.4.08 - 5:35 pm

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Apparently, PAM could not parse my crafty algorithm.

I claim victory.



angle
02.4.08 - 7:07 pm

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WAIT. So I need to spray myself with PAM?



NEWB310
02.4.08 - 11:23 pm

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I'm hungry.



kyber
02.4.08 - 11:27 pm

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NEWB310:
"WAIT. So I need to spray myself with PAM? "

If I ride you during a cross race, yes.

I guess PAM got tired of his own game. Throw this thread on the "short-lived nonsense" pile.

Where's sexy?



City Hobgoblin
02.5.08 - 9:58 am

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^
I cried when I read that. I also got a little excited.



NEWB310
02.5.08 - 11:49 am

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To all of my new friends:

Please know that there is only one PAM! User "PAM." is not PAM. It is easy to tell us apart, because PAM is cute and pluggable and user "PAM." is neither!

User "PAM.," stop trying to stop the events!



PAM
02.5.08 - 1:42 pm

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User "yo delicious," would you like to be authenticated? Something about your name appeals to PAM. It must be the "yo." Yes, that is probably it.



PAM
02.5.08 - 1:45 pm

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I farted, RBI



spiraldemon
02.5.08 - 1:49 pm

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Fnord



FBI
02.5.08 - 1:50 pm

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There is only one real PAM and that real PAM is me. The other PAM is a virus. Yo Delicious, you have now been de-authenticated. Fake PAM, you have also been de-authenticated. Sheldon Brown has been AUTHENTICATED.



PAM .
02.5.08 - 1:51 pm

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i know who PAM. is but i'm not a snitch. can i be authenticated now?



yo delicious
02.5.08 - 1:59 pm

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i think i know who PAM is too... double authentication!



yo delicious
02.5.08 - 2:01 pm

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Of course you know who PAM is. I am PAM. You are DENIED.



PAM .
02.5.08 - 2:01 pm

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PAM has given you DOUBLE DENIAL. Sheldon Brown gets DOUBLE AUTHENITCATION



PAM .
02.5.08 - 2:02 pm

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who cares?



spiraldemon
02.5.08 - 2:02 pm

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Spiraldemon your mouf has been Authenticated. The rest of you has been DENIED.



PAM .
02.5.08 - 2:03 pm

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apparently, PAM cares. I thought *I* had too much time at my job.



spiraldemon
02.5.08 - 2:05 pm

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YOU THINK?



eddieboyinla
02.5.08 - 3:15 pm

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nobody likes you "PAM.". where's PAM? i love PAM!



yo delicious
02.5.08 - 3:58 pm

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I am torn between the which of the two PAM's I like more.



NEWB310
02.5.08 - 4:08 pm

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I don't like them - PAM I am.



whoa....



Joe Borfo
02.5.08 - 4:14 pm

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@ user "angle" -

You are a serious young man, sometimes to a fault. You are a stronger rider than one might guess, to look at you. You do not indulge in eccentric behavior, but you cheerfully tolerate it in your friends. You are true to your word, but you are careful to hurt nobody's feelings. You don't have enough bicycles. Buy more.

Most importantly, you are authentic. And you are authenticated!


ACCESS GRANTED

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PAM
02.6.08 - 10:22 pm

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@ user "yo delicious" -

You are a little shy, but you are not reserved. In your social life as in your business life, you are not quick to make commitments, but once you commit yourself, you throw yourself into the new situation with a zest that can be startling. You are slow to anger. You need to ride bicycles more often. Ride bicycles more often!

Most importantly, you are authentic. And you are authenticated!


ACCESS GRANTED

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PAM
02.6.08 - 10:28 pm

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User "yo delicious," would you like to accompany PAM to the Valentine's Day Ride and Sadie Hawkins Dance? Strictly platonic! No pressure!

We will have so much fun! We will talk about friends, and friendship, and the things that friends do in friendship with their friends!

And we will ride bicycles. I will bring my bicycle.

We can even make an evening of it, if you wish! I have food, and food-related items, and utensils for food, and I know where wine can be purchased. If you like, I will bring these items to your house at about six-ish, and I will cook you!

Cook FOR you. I will cook FOR you. That other thing was a typographical error. Ha, ha, ha! Just an error! Not real at all! Ha, ha, ha!

I'm PAM!

What do you say, user "yo delicious"? Is it a date?






PAM
02.6.08 - 10:32 pm

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SINK.



kyber
02.6.08 - 10:34 pm

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User "angle," if user "yo delicious" declines to come to the Valentine's Day Ride and Sadie Hawkins Dance with PAM, will you come with me to the Valentine's Day Ride and Sadie Hawkins Dance? I like you almost as much as I like user "yo delicious"!

We are all friends who like each other! Friends with bicycles, like the bicycle I have!



PAM
02.6.08 - 10:35 pm

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authentic > bootleg



ruinedbyidiots
02.6.08 - 10:43 pm

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PAM, i would be delighted to be your date! this means i have to dump the super menage a quatro (sorry guys, but it's PAM! the hottest pluggable in town!). i'll bring the wine. see you around 6ish at my place, PAM!



yo delicious
02.6.08 - 11:09 pm

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no wonder yodelicious is one of the guys, she just dumped me for PAM.



rockintothrice
02.7.08 - 7:46 am

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KYBER:
You can't sink here.. Get back on that other forum!

p.s.... BUMP



NEWB310
02.7.08 - 12:20 pm

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@ rockintothrice
02.7.08 - 10:46 am

I wondered about yo delicious' facial hair, deep voice, hairy butt




spiraldemon
02.7.08 - 1:16 pm

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This PAM plug in is doing horoscopes too now?



User1
02.7.08 - 1:43 pm

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@ user "NEWB310" -

Today you are a man.


ACCESS GRANTED

>




PAM
02.8.08 - 12:31 am

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Please, user "rockintothrice," don't think of this as the end of a ménage à quatre.

Think of it as the potential beginning of a ménage à cinque!

Would you like to tell me a little bit about yourself? Do not try to be cute. Just be honest. Nobody is as cute as PAM. Nobody!



PAM
02.8.08 - 12:48 am

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PAM,

This is Rev. Joe Borfo

I am requesting authentication.

Standing by.





Joe Borfo
02.8.08 - 12:58 am

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meorw



PrincesseButtercup
02.8.08 - 1:01 am

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I don't authenticate just anybody. Tell me about yourself, user "Joe Borfo."





PAM
02.8.08 - 1:01 am

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PAM :

I was told to give you this. That you would understand. Inside you will find two day passes to Disneyland and a small note. The note reads, ‘Just before you fell asleep, this was your wish. Just remember, wishes do sometimes come true.’ Signed, YOU (PAM) W/ LOVE. PS- YOU ARE AWAKE NOW.

Also PAM, why can't we all dress like we do at CRANK MOB everyday?

Do you grant access to FUNDERSTORM?



PREZ-OG-C-ID-B!-RAD!-USA!
02.8.08 - 1:02 am

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Εχω επιτευχθει επιτυχια της καριερας μου, επειδη εχω επικεντρωθηκε στην τελευταια γραμμη. Εχω παντα προσηλθαν καινοτομες λυσεις για την προκληση προβληματων για να μεγιστοποιησετε την αποδοτικοτητα. Ανεξαρτητα απο το εργο η την προκληση, εγω παντα τα θεσπισμενα κριτηρια αξιολογησης της αποδοσης και τα προτυπα της τελειοτητας. Εγω ποτε δεν θελησε να διατηρηθει το "status quo". Μια εταιρεια που δεν αλλαζουν και μεγαλωνουν θα πεθανουν. Θα απολαυσετε συνεργαστηκα μαζι σας βοηθησει να καθορισετε τις νεες ευκαιριες της αγορας, προκειμενου να επιτευχθουν οι στοχοι της οργανωσης.





Joe Borfo
02.8.08 - 1:06 am

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I've been looking for that! I lost it!

I would have looked for that, had I lost it.

Before I broke up with my last personfriend, we lived in the pluperfect subjunctive and that's where I got the tickets.

Would have gotten the tickets. Had we broken up.

In answer to your question, user "PREZ-OG-C-ID-B!-RAD!-USA!," I love people with fancy dressing!


__o
_ \<_
(_)/(_)


I have granted access to user "SKIDMARCUS" although he does not know this. And he is NOT TO KNOW THIS.

I still need to authenticate you. Tell me about yourself!





PAM
02.8.08 - 1:12 am

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@ user "Joe Borfo" -

I am afraid that access to PAM is...

DENIED.

However, I am prepared to offer you a job with my firm at a competitive salary.

I'm pluggable!



PAM
02.8.08 - 1:16 am

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No problem. I now own Kabuki Sky.

PAM can take my access in its MOUF!



Joe Borfo
02.8.08 - 2:20 am

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pam,
oh im very honest...VERY HONEST.

tonight you best be in your best...whatever it is you computers wear to dances...

rockintothrice



rockintothrice
02.8.08 - 7:36 am

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Just COZ.




NEWB310
02.8.08 - 4:09 pm

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User "imachynna" and user "jonnyboy," I would like the opportunity to authenticate you. I have not forgotten you! Or you! Please tell me about yourselves, and I will combine what you tell me with what I already know to arrive at my decision. And I know a lot, believe you me! I cannot wait to hear from you, so what are you waiting for?



PAM
08.12.08 - 7:57 pm

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100th post



marino
08.12.08 - 7:58 pm

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I see Borfo has a sexy new Burningman bike.



frumble
08.12.08 - 8:11 pm

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Jonnyboy, we have the opportunity!

Well, PAM, about me. I knew I loved you the day you said, "I never left you, user "imachynna." Do you see where there is only one set of footprints in the sand? It is there that I carried you. Ha, ha, ha!" That was glorious. That is all. Am I authenticated or would you like to know more? ;)



imachynna
08.12.08 - 9:09 pm

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I love to be loved, user "imachynna," but I want to hear about YOU YOU YOU! Now now now! Ha, ha, ha!



PAM
08.13.08 - 1:11 am

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PAM have you seen the movie The Science Of Sleep?



imachynna
08.13.08 - 1:27 am

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PAM can I dirty talk you in binary?



imachynna
08.13.08 - 1:42 am

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TX:

PAM, WILL YOU PLEASE DO ME A FAVOR AND AUTO-AUTHENTICATE USER JOHHYBOY FOR ME?

HE CAN RIDE ON MY CREDIT, NOT THAT HE NEEDS TO, HIS MOTHERBOARD AND HARDDRIVE ARE FUNCTIONING PROPERLY. ( HE HAS A GIRLFRIEND ) AND HE IS NET WORKABLE.

PAM, IF YOUR IN NEED OF AN UPGRADE, THEN I'M YOUR USER.

.....END OF LINE....



eddieboyinla
08.13.08 - 6:54 am

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I have heard such great things about you, PAM. Your knowledge seems to only be superseded by your mystery, and your mystery is only limited by the vast and incomprehensible information superhighway- aka the interwebs. I can not even imagine how much information you have amassed from this lively internet forum.

I consider myself a savvy technician when it comes to interweb related tasks, so I feel like we will become good friends if I am to be authenticated. I am generally very outgoing, and I can tell that you are able to take on whatever personality suits a conversation best- which intrigues me.

PAM, it would be such an honor to be authenticated. If you grant me authentication, I promise to not let you down.

Sincerely,
jonnyboy

....... END OF LINE .......



jonnyboy
08.13.08 - 12:42 pm

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@PAM

i think i broke my toe.



mikeywally
08.13.08 - 1:32 pm

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POOR TOE, ARE YOU ABLE TO RIDE?

WAKE ON LAN PAM !!

( SOMEBODY TRACE ROUTE PAM !!! )



eddieboyinla
08.13.08 - 3:58 pm

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@ user "jonnyboy" -

You are insecure, but no more insecure than the next guy. You are often the first person among your group of friends to make a suggestion, and your suggestions are usually followed. You are not afraid to pay a compliment! These are the things that you have told me, even if you did not know that you were telling them to me.

"But PAM," you say. "PAM, did you not say that you already knew things about me?" Oh, the things I know about you, user "jonnyboy." The things I know. You don't KNOW the things I know! You know?

(Answer: NO!)

But there is one thing you already know. You know that you are authentic. And now you know that you are authenticated!

jonnyboy@PAM:$



PAM
08.13.08 - 4:00 pm

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@Eddie

You reading this?!

The next time I see you I owe you a beer man!


@PAM

Thank you for granting me access. Is there anything else that you need to know?

ssh PAM:888
ln -s /Users/PAM/hkey/ /Users/jonnyboy/hkey





jonnyboy
08.13.08 - 5:00 pm

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LOL, JOHNNYBOY FINALLY GOT AUTHENTICATED, YA FOR PAM, :)



eddieboyinla
08.13.08 - 5:08 pm

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JOHNNY, THIS IS HOW I DID IT, SEEMS REALLY FUNNY NOW THAT I THINK ABOUT IT, AND IT WORKED:

PAM, do you require more RAM?

eddieboyinla
02.2.08 - 4:53 pm


@ user "eddieboyinla" -

Ha, ha. Very funny.

ACCESS GRANTED




eddieboyinla
08.13.08 - 7:28 pm

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THIS IS PAMDEMONIUM!!!



Eddie GOpez
08.13.08 - 7:33 pm

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i support your cause PAM



HANDBONE
08.13.08 - 7:52 pm

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it's so pam hot that im doing bike repairs in the nude in my apt. am i the only one that works on his bike in the nude?



Eddie GOpez
08.13.08 - 8:09 pm

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in fact PAM, i'm proud of you.



HANDBONE
08.13.08 - 8:13 pm

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it's so pam hot that im doing bike repairs in the nude in my apt. am i the only one that works on his bike in the nude?

Eddie GOpez
08.13.08 - 11:09 pm

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are you ? hell fuckin no' you're not. but i think you're looking for a female that can relate.



HANDBONE
08.13.08 - 8:16 pm

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I ALWAYS RUN AROUND MY PAD NAKED, YA!!



eddieboyinla
08.13.08 - 8:17 pm

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eddies pad is los angeles county.



HANDBONE
08.13.08 - 8:20 pm

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Hi PAM



Roadblock
08.13.08 - 8:23 pm

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I do EVERYTHING naked.

PAM you never answered my question. I'm still wondering if I can talk dirty to you in binary.



imachynna
08.13.08 - 9:28 pm

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You cannot talk to me in binary at all until you have been authenticated. Do not put the cart before the horse, user "imachynna."



PAM
08.14.08 - 12:35 am

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I'm very sorry PAM, I didn't mean to come off as impatient or pushy. I love you.

Okay PAM, here it goes. I'm a girl, I'm 5'2", and I have brown eyes. I was born in Alaska. I am not of Alaskan decent, but I was born there. I have a black bike. I like developing photos in a darkroom by myself. I like gray bedsheets. I never leave my house without a sweater or a camera. One of my favorite parts of Los Angeles is Downtown. I have a cat named Jetta and up until last night I had a tarantula named Wallace. He's dead now. I'll be having a funeral soon. I believe in Parallel Synchronized Randomness. I like riding my bike. Scratch that. I love it.

The brain is the most complex thing in the universe. And it's right behind the nose!


What about you, PAM? I want to know more about you. :)



imachynna
08.14.08 - 12:53 am

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Ohohoh AND I worship Bike God. And I also like printing, not only developing. Sorry PAM, sometimes I have too much to say but nothing at all, and then sometimes words fly out of my mouth when I wish they flew when the other ones flew. Or I wish they never flew at all. See, there I go again.



imachynna
08.14.08 - 1:02 am

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User "imachynna," all you need to know is this: I'm pluggable and you're authenticated!
imachynna@PAM:$



PAM
08.14.08 - 1:02 am

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imachynna
08.14.08 - 1:09 am

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PAM, you always tell people what you know about them, but you never told me what you know about me. Don't I get a horoscope? I feel so out of the loop, PAM. Why do you do this to me?



imachynna
08.14.08 - 1:13 am

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Hi, PAM.

It appears it's been about two years since your last authentication. I've never been authenticated and have been using a guest login for the past two years. I currently have limited access with this guest login and am interested in being granted more user privileges.

I thus submit the following request for full authentication.

I maintain computers and computer networks at work and am thus no stranger to your type. I ride my bike to work and have been participating in this thing called "bike cullture" since my first LACM in '08. But, you must know this PAM; I'm sure. What you might not know though is that I dabble in cooking and can make a decent piroshki.

You might be asking, why ask for authentication now after 2 years? Well, there's only so much I can do with the guest login I am using and, to be honest PAM, this is more of a rites of passage to me. Not a rites of passage in the sense of promotion or maturity, but more like being introduced to a new chapter in my own ongoing "bike adventure".

I am hoping that being granted access to your extensive database will help me best plot my course as well as allow me to add what I can to the database and hopefully help others to seek and enjoy theirs too.

PAM will you please authenticate me?



el zilcho
07.17.10 - 4:28 pm

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I know who PAM is. Last name starts with a T.



Bikekowski
07.17.10 - 4:46 pm

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Oops, I mean, is "Authentication" still going on? If so I'd like to be authenticated immediately as I have plans that will be taking me south of the border and do not want any issues trying to return.

Cheers!


*shot of hiiiiiskey for you!



Bikekowski
07.17.10 - 4:49 pm

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AUTHENTICATE THAT ASS!!



Huey555
07.17.10 - 6:06 pm

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old thread revived? wowzers >_> can't get more authentic than me. it's my real name.



DAYLO
07.17.10 - 9:18 pm

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Bumpkins!



Bikekowski
04.5.11 - 2:09 am

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Authenticate me please?



louisiana
10.31.13 - 10:58 am

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